I made $91000 yesterday

[Ghazi]

Absolute Poker is a poker site that got shut down by the DOJ in April 2011. For a while, it looked like players' money on the site was a lost cause. But todY, 6 years later, I got an email informing me the payback process has begun. I had 91K on there.... Ghazi staaaaaaaaacked

[Darth_Pelican]

"Got laid in 2017" thread is imminent.

[InRareForm]

Pay your taxes

[Chucho]

So you didn't make $91k yesterday, you had $91k in an account in gambling funds that was your money 5 years ago and they're gonna start paying you back YOUR money?

That's not making $91k in a day, that is exactly as it's explained- a gambler with $91k that was frozen in an account is now getting his money back, after 5 years of not having it.

And yes, pay your taxes, Towel head.

[Ghazi]

[baseline bum]

Now you can afford more $250 handjobs at the strip club.

[IronMexican]

250 Jordan a handy? Jeez, sign me up

[apalisoc_9]

I dont even make 60k a year and i still get laid.

[TDMVPDPOY]

u know what u can do with 91k? go buy urself 72 goats and live up to that 72 virgin fantasy in the koran...that's as close as bangin 72 virgins in ur life time...

[SnakeBoy]

If you had put that $91k on a decent S&P index fund 6 years ago you would have around $180K today. Still, congrats on getting your money back.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Whoever banned online gambling should be shot. Big pig government, epitomized.

But yes, please do pay taxes early next year. I hate taxes as much as anybody but if one citizen must pay, all should.