Tulsa Sheriff's 'Reserve Deputies' mysteriously amass impressive track record of ... GunFAIL CCXXXIX

The week of March 26 wasn’t an extraordinarily busy one in GunFAIL terms. But it had an interesting mix of problems. Of course, there were all the usuals:

14 people who accidentally shot themselves,

eight accidental gun fatalities,

seven kids accidentally shot,

five accidental shootings at or near the practice ranges (where “near” means someone missed their target & sent a stray into the neighborhood),

four people who accidentally shot family members or significant others, and

even two “defensive gun uses” that went wrong.

TSA agents at airports around the country discovered 71 guns “forgotten” in the carry-on luggage of passengers during the week of March 27-April 2.

But TSA also made the news in Atlanta, where they were found to have missed one gun.

The owner, finding it in her bag as she prepared to board at the gate, reported the gun to the authorities and was arrested.

(Though she claimed to have a permit for the gun, issued in Alabama, she had neglected to take it with her. And then, I guess, promptly forgot she had the gun with her at all.)

The Atlanta TSA screener who missed the gun was fired.

No word on whether there was a TSA screener who initially missed the gun in Alabama, though.

Other notable gun mishaps include a kindergarten teacher in Guns Everywhere Georgia, who merely did the unthinkable, thankfully, as opposed to the horrifically unthinkable.

That is, she showed up at work drunk, with a gun in her purse, which she left under the desk in the classroom.

But what she didn’t do was have her gun discovered by one of the students.

So shut up, liberals! That totally won’t happen with armed teachers! Unless it does!

In which case, Freedom! And also, “suck it,” snowflakes!

some “good” GunFAIL, too.

A racist would-be murderer accidentally shot himself when he tried to shoot a co-worker at the Desert Hot Springs, California Autozone store where they both worked.

Rudy Arana allegedly brought a sawed-off shotgun to work and announced he was “there to kill a n----r.”

Well, he didn’t. Instead, he shot himself in the “lower torso” when he pulled that shotgun out of his waistband, which is really no place to keep a shotgun, not that I want to counsel him in any fashion.

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