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You missed Bonzi Wells as an obvious candidate.
PG - Jason Williams. likes to pick fights with reporters.
SG - Kobe Bryant. Main reason Laker dynasty is now.
SF - Ron Artest. the MVP-Most Valuable Psychotic of the league:
"I always knew I'm a ghetto-type guy. I'm from the 'hood. I'm going to be ghetto for the rest of my life. At the same time there's a lot of kids out there that look up to you. For that I'll change."
PF - Rasheed Wallace. Clearly has issues.
C - Kwame Brown. Is trying his hardest to take Artest's crown.
Honorable Mention: Ricky Davis, Antoine Walker and the Christies
Last edited by nkdlunch; 10-17-2005 at 06:34 PM.
You missed Bonzi Wells as an obvious candidate.
Did this thread stem from the Artest wants to box thread?
that and the kwame brown brilliance that's been going around lately
Well, I don't know about the Kobe pick. He's not really psycho in the same way that the rest of these guys are. He's just got a huge ego and cheats on his wife. I'd say put AI in his place. It's true that he hasn't done anything crazy in a while, but I think that kicking a naked woman out of your house and then going looking for her while waving around a hand gun goes a long way.
that team would be pretty good
for the 5 minutes it would last
nah, they would come together through their dysfunction
Yes, nothing unites a team like dysfunction.
Just ask the Portland Trailblazers or the Minnesota Vikings.
by the way, is Eddie Griffin still in the league? He could be on the bench, no?
I don't know about Rasheed Wallace being psycho. I know I'm going out on a limb here, because the guy has made sure that his issues are no secret, but . . . I just think that he's more misunderstood than psycho.
Why?
QUESTION.
Another question: Who's the coach?
You can't forget Danny Fortson. Latrell Sprewell?
bobby knight?
Classic Shaq-isms:
"I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA."
"I said what I felt, and people try to control people. But you can never control me. I'm a 31-year-old juvenile delinquent. Nobody can control me."
-- O'Neal, after being suspended in February by the NBA for uttering an obscenity during a live television interview.
"If I keep playing, my name will be inscripted in the NBA bible for many years to come. That's what it's all about. That's so kids 20 or 30 years down the line from now go, `Man, O'Neal had 90,000 points. He played until he was 60. And he was still asking for the maximum at 60.'"
Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I sexy? I don't know."
Sure Kobe is an adulter and has a big ego.......but that doesn't neccessarily meean he's "pychotic".
Fortson is not a psycho. Just a big fat pussy who looks like Annie. Latrell is more autistic than psycho.
And Bobby knight as coach
that stuff is funny. its nice to read this when you're down it cheers you up
The team would not be worth talking about unless you brought Vernon Maxwell out of retirement.
Kermit Washington..put him on the team, if not for the name alone.
Damn...how could we have forgotten Rodman! Although, I thought we were just talking about current NBA Freakazoids.
JR Ryder
Man, have you seen any of the recent interviews with Kermit Washington? That guy is far from psycho. I'll admit that he had one bad moment on a basketball court and has had to pay for a very long time for that horrendous decision, but he's redeemed himself with charitable work and has even managed to receive an opportunity to coach with Asheville in the NBDL last season (which required NBA approval).
What did he say that has freaked people out? I"m curious to know.
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