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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    Someday, fellow fans, we must face the fact (DAH DAH DAH!) that Timmy will retire.

    That I why I propose we find some ethically challenged country, and secretly produce a squad of Tims.

    [picture of Tim Duncan's face crudely and badly photoshopped onto a "Clone Wars" poster long since deleted from the internets]


    I am sure we can get some hair clippings if we get secret agents to follow him until he decides to trim his current 'fro


    It might take us 20 years, but then we will have an unstoppable basketball army... buwahahahaha
    Last edited by RandomGuy; 11-18-2010 at 11:04 AM. Reason: clarity

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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    ROFL nice.

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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    Thanks. Believe it or not that photo took a bit of doing. Well, ok, so it only took 4 minutes, but hey...

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    What did you use, paint? Its horribly done, but I got the point.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    we should breed timmy's dna with Serena Williams dna and it will yeild the most athletic and dominant children of all time

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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    What did you use, paint? Its horribly done, but I got the point.
    Yes. I must profess to being a complete amatuer at photo editing.

    I do bookkeeping for a print shop owner who is a genius at this sort of stuf tho'...

    heh

    heh

    heh

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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    we should breed timmy's dna with Serena Williams dna and it will yeild the most athletic and dominant children of all time
    Our scientists are already working on it...



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    Thats one ugly .

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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    Hahha I could make a quick 2d game with that stuff hahah...

    I should do it.. But I don't want the Timmy lawsuit...

    Last edited by Vashner; 10-26-2005 at 01:42 AM.

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    Bruce Bowen 2.0 Horry For 3!'s Avatar
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    Someday, fellow fans, we must face the fact (DAH DAH DAH!) that Timmy will retire.

    That I why I propose we find some ethically challenged country, and secretly produce a squad of Tims.




    I am sure we can get some hair clippings if we get secret agents to follow him until he decides to trim his current 'fro


    It might take us 20 years, but then we will have an unstoppable basketball army... buwahahahaha
    Why is Manu's face in there on the far right?

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    John's Woman Carie's Avatar
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    Screw using him for basketball, I know plenty of women here *cough*summers*cough* who'd like to give this a go for more personal reasons

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    haha, I didn't see Manus face the first time I looked at it.

    Nice Touch

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    Had a good laugh at the pics mate, keep it up

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    RandomGuy, you are the worst PhotoShopper of all time.

    But funny.

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    Screw using him for basketball, I know plenty of women here *cough*summers*cough* who'd like to give this a go for more personal reasons
    You beat me to it! I was going to say I'd be happy to bear his children, but that's not really cloning...

    I didn't notice Manu at first either. That's funny.

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    we should breed timmy's dna with Serena Williams dna and it will yeild the most athletic and dominant children of all time

    no no no...not serena...Starla!!

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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    Why is Manu's face in there on the far right?
    Heh, he got his haircut at the same barber shop that our secret agents lifted Timmy's DNA from...

    I was wondering if anybody was going to notice that.

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    Bruce Bowen 2.0 Horry For 3!'s Avatar
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    no no no...not serena...Starla!!
    Who would want to get it on with her?

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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    Who would want to get it on with her?
    The "Man of Steel"?

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    Generation ñ The sone's Avatar
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    Who would want to get it on with her?

    uncle rico would...

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    Sadly if you cloned Timmy right now his body will age just like the orginal Timmy.

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    I am that guy RandomGuy's Avatar
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    Holy crap, this was my first club thread. Over the last 5 years I have apparently posted 6 full pages of threads. yikes.

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    This is in the works, where do you think that all of the money we saved from the Scola trade went? Bonner? No, that was just a cover.

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    I thought this was going to be a South Park thread...

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