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Ugh. Splinter-cooch........so they can get a good grip on that broom!
.......so they can get a good grip on that broom!
Ugh. Splinter-cooch........so they can get a good grip on that broom!
Yowza
reminds me of Dio!
I know the men think this thread is worthless without pictures!.......so they can get a good grip on that broom!
:vomit
oh, gross. :vomit
that's funny!
EWWWWWWWWW. I had to cross my legs after reading this!
Hook Dem, don't be surprised if Batman comes in here stating that this picture would be good whacking off material.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...6/MNbrooms.DTL
I wonder if the witch is using this???
Magical Broom's Vibrating Appeal
SFGate
Thursday, October 17, 2002
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Harry Potter's Nimbus 2000 broom by Mattel might seem the perfect Halloween gift for a child.
Kids love to play with it. Boy, do they love it.
From parents' Web site "reviews" quoted last month in the New York Post and Toronto Star:
-- "I was surprised at how long (my daughter and her friends) can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick."
--The "only problem I see with the toy is the batteries drain too fast and (my son's) sister fights him over it, so now I need to buy her one. "
-- An Ohio mom wondered if her 12-year-old daughter wasn't too old for for the toy, "but she seems to LOVE it ... My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!"
--A New Jersey mother, sensing a problem, said her daughter could keep playing with it, "but with the batteries removed."
--Still another mother, age 32, said she enjoyed it as much as her daughter.
Amazon.com's reviewer describes the toy thusly:
"A replica of Harry's broom from the movie 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone,' the Nimbus 2000 lets kids 'fly' just like the members of their favorite Quidditch team. It features magical swooping and whooshing sounds and nice detailing. Requires three AA batteries (included)."
It's the battery-powered "magical swooping" that bothers some parents.
Amazon apparently deleted or edited all controversial customer reviews after the toy's autoerotic attributes gained publicity.
Anime is a magical tool Ga a!Hook Dem, don't be surprised if Batman comes in here stating that this picture would be good whacking off material.
Toys aren't given toys anymore. Now they are devices to get off. People have really turned to .
Hook Dem, don't be surprised if Batman comes in here stating that this picture would be good whacking off material.
Hook Dem, don't be suprised if Tlong comes in here stating he'd hit that.
omg at first i thought this thread was 'why es dont wear panties'
hahaha
Hook Dem, don't be surprised if Batman comes in here stating that this picture would be good whacking off material.
what did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
"See ya next month."
Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You have less guilt the next morning.
1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
Top 10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty
10. She's a goblin!
9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
8. Let me see your bag....OH! You're having a great night!
7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth...
2. You scared me stiff!
1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
http://www.roeblinghall.com/artists/...ch%2072dpi.jpg
^One messed up painting. I wonder what they were doing.
I think that might be the most disgusting joke I've ever heard.
some lesbos like their "meat" bloody. :vomit
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