Go Against Your Beliefs Just To Get League Pass

**mcornelio** · 10-31-2005

i have cousin who is still in highschool, hes broke and wants league pass... and his mom is a devout cristian and told him that if he went to church and let god save him , she would get it for him... if you where in this position, and you loved basketball, would u do it?

**Kori Ellis** · 10-31-2005

So, he doesn't believe in God and he's going to fake it to get basketball?

**TwoHandJam** · 10-31-2005

How do you prove that you've "let God save you"? Just by going to Church?

**SPURS21** · 10-31-2005

if he isnt religious than just steal a satellite signal

**mcornelio** · 10-31-2005

he just has to go, and nba league pass is free.... and he doesnt believe in god

**BronxCowboy** · 10-31-2005

If he doesn't believe in God, what's the worst that could happen? The preacher gets wise to him?

**boutons** · 10-31-2005

His "mom" is "Christian" hustler and extortionist.

Play _her_ silly game, because _God_ doesn't do deals.

Without NBA LP, he'd probably praise the Great God Onan 1000 times more during the season. Ali G sez "Idle handz be da devilz workshop". And, he might hit on some chicks at church. When they see a guy at church, they figure he's "pre-qualified" as OK to . Sorta like Chris Rock's idea of picking up chicks at pro-abortion rallies because they are pre-qualified as also pro- ing.

**bdubya** · 10-31-2005

Is he a Spurs fan? Tell him to fake it every Sunday AM and take the bribe; God will look into his heart, see his duplicity, and send the Pistons to punish his team for his sins.

**E20** · 10-31-2005

I'd man up and get a job.

**Pistons < Spurs** · 10-31-2005

Originally Posted by E20

I'd man up and get a job.

Agreed.

**Carie** · 10-31-2005

Originally Posted by SPURS21

if he isnt religious than just steal a satellite signal

Yes, because it is only a person's religious beliefs that determine whether or not they will steal.

And I agree with E20.

**ShoogarBear** · 10-31-2005

Give your cousin Jim's address.

**thispego** · 10-31-2005

damn, i dont know if going to church would be worth it

**mcornelio** · 10-31-2005

he cant get a job, hes really young, and if he doesnt get league pass before the season starts ill be a whole 20 dollars more for it, i recomended he just go this week and after she puts it, she cant take it away can she?

**Vashner** · 10-31-2005

Give him a radio... WOAI 1200 gametime...

**Dre_7** · 10-31-2005

How old is he?

**E20** · 10-31-2005

I'd man up and save my allowance.

**mcornelio** · 10-31-2005

hes 14

**E20** · 10-31-2005

Do you have NBA Leauge Pass?

**mcornelio** · 10-31-2005

no... which is why i recomended him that he go... that way i can watch all of the games at his house.. i have bootleg cable witch is why i cant get league pass

**E20** · 10-31-2005

Then damn man, I don't get why he can't just go. It's not like it's gonna be rough on him anyway. Spend 2 hours at a church for the chance to WATCH EVERY SINGLE SPURS GAME!

**mcornelio** · 10-31-2005

hes just a lazy ... he went today, so he should be all set.

**Dre_7** · 10-31-2005

Ok for one thing, if his mom really is a Christian, than she would know that she cant force anyone to "let God save them." For another thing, she shouldnt bribe him to go to Church. And finally, if he is only 14 and she wants him to go to Church (or anywhere for that matter) he still has to listen to her.

They should be able to work something out I hope.

**GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI** · 10-31-2005

On league pass you pay 4 payments... so she can take it away

**Extra Stout** · 10-31-2005

In a weird kind of way, I think the kid's closer to the right path if he turns down his mother's offer and gets a job.

Offering a bribe to go to church defeats the whole purpose. His mother's approach is inane. She may be a "devout Christian," but the lights upstairs are kind of flickering.

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