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AGGIE football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Fran immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
We are the Aggies
The Aggies are we
We're not as stupid
As you think we is
What do they print on the bottom of Dr. Pepper bottles from College Station?
Answer: "Open other end."
That batman, he funny.
Next year at Kyle Field they no longer will offer ice at the concession stands.
The senior who knows the recipe is graduating.
Why did they have to put in artificial turf at Kyle Field?
Answer: To keep the coeds from grazing.
that is funny
An Aggie who got an agricultural degree decided he was going to raise chickens. So he bought several acres of land and hundreds of chicks. He planted the chicks in the ground and waited for them to grow. However, they all died.
So, next he bought more chicks and planted them with their heads above ground, so they could breathe. They lived a little longer, but eventually all died.
Next, he bought some more chicks and planted them with their tails above ground. That didn't work either -- they all died too.
So, he wrote a letter to his alma mater explaining what he had tried, and asked if they could figure out what he was doing wrong.
A&M wrote back requesting a soil sample.
True stories:
When they built the library at A&M, why did they have to put in one less story than planned?
Answer: The original design failed to account for the weight of the books.
Why is it in some of the dorms at A&M that rooms on one side are longer than rooms on the other side?
Answer: The original design forgot the hallway.
Did you hear that when they were renovating the library at A&M, they found a skeleton in an unused storage closet?
It turns out it was the hide and seek champion from 1978.
They say in the oil business you can always spot the Aggie on a drilling platform.
He'll be the one throwing bread at the helicopters.
What's the difference between Aggies and Rice Krispies?
Answer: Rice Krispies know what to do in a bowl.
Why won't they put in a 911 system on the A&M campus?
Answer: Because Aggies can't find the eleven on the phone.
Why do they keep a bag of manure outside at Aggie weddings?
Answer: To keep the flies off the bride.
There was an Aggie who had an idea to knit expensive sweaters in College Station.
However, he gave up once he realized there wasn't any virgin wool within 100 miles.
What do you call 144 Aggies?
Answer: Gross ignorance.
What do you call an Aggie with two brain cells?
Answer: Pregnant.
Why is it that I can't make it through just one football season without having to hear this old joke?
They outlawed the wave at Kyle Field after several Aggies drowned.
Once, the Aggies were down by four points to Baylor late in the game.
One Aggie got the bright idea to throw a lighted firecracker onto the field. When it went off, the Baylor players thought it was the final gun and ran off the field.
Three plays later, the Aggies scored.
The A&M library was closed down for a week when the book was finally returned, and it was all colored in!
'Why is it that I can't make it through just one football season without having to hear this old joke?
I am just glad that its not in reference to Dallas for a change!
A bear, a t-sip, and an aggie had to make a long trek across the desert. They could only take one thing with them. The bear takes water. The t-sip takes food. The aggie takes a car door. When asked why, he explained, "that way I can roll the window down when I get hot."
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Damn Extra Stout Has A Load Of Aggie Jokes
Where do you think Aggie jokes come from? Aggies.
Here's the greatest one of all:
What do you call an Aggie after graduation?
Boss.
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