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This is why S y rules.
S y and her Hubby were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. S y got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but S y argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
S y, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. Since S y's husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So S y joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. S y went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. S y let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, S y slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour.
S y was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then S y asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" S y said with unashamed sarcasm. To which her husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of his life."
Here is her costume:
This is why S y rules.
Well, I WAS wearing pink hair on Halloween!
what color was the hair on your head?
Damn S y, that whole "Body Solutions" workout blog is really paying off.
I had no Idea senor citizens still went out on Halloween
She took it off for the picture.
lol
Last edited by Vashner; 11-13-2005 at 01:46 PM.
This happens at every party in West Virginia.
That is nothing. JEEZ. Hillbillies do that every night.
Was that the translation for the literal-minded?
Don't really know...I guess I am just transfixed by inbreeding.
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