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    Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.
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    A Tin-Foil hat theory about Tin-Foil hats.


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    Use a plastic bag and fasten it tightly over your head and around your neck.

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    Thats awesome...those MIT kids are a pretty bored, smart bunch.

    Intelligent humor just went over someone's head....

    (psssssst....its supposed to be funny, even if you dont think it is)

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    Thats awesome...those MIT kids are a pretty bored, smart bunch.

    Intelligent humor just went over someone's head....

    (psssssst....its supposed to be funny, even if you dont think it is)
    Pssssst, I knew that.

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