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  1. 11-17-2005 #1
    Solid D
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    Holt Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
    (real men of genius)
    Today we salute you, Mr. Perfect NBA Team Designer.
    (Mr. Perfect NBA Team Designer)
    You've given us the real American dream: a computer buddy, countless hours to ponder deep thoughts, and a little sign that says, "backpatter"
    (Pinch me, I'm dreamin'!)
    Pushing salary caps and lux taxes beyond its limits, you offer the perfect intelligent design, and flexibility of positions out the kazoo.
    (SPAM me baby!)
    If there's a virtual hole, you fill it. If there's an injury, got it covered. And if there's an extra long, small forward, well then everything's going to be o.k.
    (Ooooh a long small forward!)
    So crack open an ice-cold Holt Light, capology boy. You know the way to a woman or man's heart…now shut up and "Kluby Me".
    (Mister Perfect NBA Team De-sign-errrr!!!!!!!)

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  3. 11-17-2005 #3
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    Is signing a fifth swingman that hard?

    Damn Holt.

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  5. 11-17-2005 #5
    Solid D
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    The Kluby Backpatter
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  7. 11-17-2005 #7
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    Bravo.
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    Exceptional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solid D

    The Kluby Backpatter
    haha
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    Mr. Peabody
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    I could hear the commercial as I was reading the post, right down to the cheesy 80's singer singing in the background.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Peabody
    I could hear the commercial as I was reading the post, right down to the cheesy 80's singer singing in the background.
    Come on, Peabody, that's not just any cheesy 80's singer singing in the background.

    That cheesy 80's singer is David Bickler, former lead singer of Survivor.

    From "Eye of the Tiger" to "Real Men of Genius," Bickler has us playing out of his hand, his singing echoing through our heads at all hours of the day and night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Solid D
    Holt Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
    (real men of genius)
    Today we salute you, Mr. Perfect NBA Team Designer.
    (Mr. Perfect NBA Team Designer)
    You've given us the real American dream: a computer buddy, countless hours to ponder deep thoughts, and a little sign that says, "backpatter"
    (Pinch me, I'm dreamin'!)
    Pushing salary caps and lux taxes beyond its limits, you offer the perfect intelligent design, and flexibility of positions out the kazoo.
    (SPAM me baby!)
    If there's a virtual hole, you fill it. If there's an injury, got it covered. And if there's an extra long, small forward, well then everything's going to be o.k.
    (Ooooh a long small forward!)
    So crack open an ice-cold Holt Light, capology boy. You know the way to a woman or man's heart…now shut up and "Kluby Me".

    Hilarious!
    (Mister Perfect NBA Team De-sign-errrr!!!!!!!)

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  14. 11-17-2005 #14
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    Nice brother Solid!


    Go Spurs Go!!

    Peace out.
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    Solid D
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    Wow, a Chopper appearance!!!

    I hope all is well kindred spirit.
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    The klubby is well deserved!
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    I love these commercials. I have a CD with like 60 of these commercials...
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    Awesome job.
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    What the ever happened to Kluby anyhow???
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    ...kluby's been racking up the awards...

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    classic.
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    lol
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    Very funny.

    Also funny, though, is we have Melvin Sanders as first man off the bench.
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  25. 11-18-2005 #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Peabody
    I could hear the commercial as I was reading the post, right down to the cheesy 80's singer singing in the background.
    Me too!!! I had tears in my eye, oh wait that is the antibiotic cream (I got a splinter/ember in my eye from a brush fire Tues morning).....
    I still thought Solid's lyrics were great.
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