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Its a celebration, es. Show me your ties.
Sup guys..
This is my 1st post. Oh no!
alright im out
Im rich BIIIIIIIATTTCH!!
Its a celebration, es. Show me your ties.
fix me some pancakes, .
i already got my fans in here
You might not know this, Joe Rogan...but I smoke rock.
Hey cool I know some black people.
yo couch . yo couch!!
turn my mike up
When keepin' it real goes wrong.
We're black actors man... black actors... we gotta stick together!!
I'm about to go from ashy to classy
What did the five fingers say to the face?
SLAP!
Ashy Larry once rolled 777 sevens in a row!!
Oh, and here comes the JACK MOVE!!!
So, Chappelle, whens the crack party?
I have always wanted to say this...
Fershizzle.
Dave: On the show Good Times, Who was Bookman?
Contestant: I've never seen the show. Was he a janitor?
Dave: That is correct. Amazing. He never saw the show but somehow he knew Bookman was cleaning up.
Prosecutor: Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty?
Dave Chappelle: Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his iden y.
R. Kelly's Grandma: That's my Robert, always peeing on people.
"they should've never given you s money!"
It's called crack... all it is is some cocaine, bakin' soda, and I think I tasted egg and cinammon.
Businessman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
Samuel Jackson: Good mother ing choice, mother er! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be ing fat girls in no time! You might even fight a or two! Mmmm-mmm, !
Samuel Jackson: How's it taste, mother er?
Businessman: Could you please stop yelling at me?
Samuel Jackson: No, I can't stop yelling, 'cause that's how I talk! Haven't you seen my movies? "Juice" That was a good one! "Deep Blue Sea" They ate me! A mother ing shark ate me! Drink up, !
So long fried rice, o fried chicken. I love you Dad!
I wish I had more hands, so I could give those ties four thumbs down!
And the asians select.... as thier pick in the very 1st racial draft.... the asains piack...the wu tang clan!!!
'Konichiwa es'
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Robert Petkoff: The blacks have won the coin toss, so they get to go first.
Dave Chappelle: Wow, that's the first lottery a black person's won in a long time.
Bill Burr: Yes, and they'll probably still complain. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Dave Chappelle: heh heh - man, you.
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Dave Chappelle: I've just received word that Tiger has lost all his endorsements. Nike, Wheaties, Amex, Tag Heuer, the whole shebang-a-bang. Well, tough break, n****. There's always FUBU.
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Game...Blouses.
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