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    1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

    2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

    3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

    4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

    5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?

    6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?

    7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

    8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?



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    2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
    so two gs are 170 but an 8 is a 320??????????

    dam that must be some whiteass snow

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    Lottery Pick Mr. Defense's Avatar
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    1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?


    2 driveby shootings. He will only have 4 shots left for the 3rd, so he'll have to reload to get 13 shots off. Duane really needs to improve his aim, use only 10 shots per, and then he'll be on EZ street.


    2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?


    ::snifff::, i dunno, ::sniff:::


    3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

    12 tricks gets you close, 13 over the top. But being the pimp that I am? I'm gonna go ahead and raise the price of my HO's to $5000 per trick. I'm also gonna have to stop smokin da crack as it is making me null and void. Now if these girls can get some guy to pay them $5000 for the nookie? They can keep they money, i'm goin home.


    4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

    Schemin gets you nowhere. Take your original cut. Get some trust. Make mo money. Greed gets you killed in this business.


    5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?

    Well, the original score leaves the at $700. That's 2-fiddy's shote.
    That mean the got mo stealing to do, bout 2 chevs should cover it.



    6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?

    1st of all, the money gone. Don't get caught. Betta yet, don't do the crime, cuz no wants the time, beleieve dat, and it's his dumbass fault for trusting triflin es anyways, does the have kids? Now his dumbass can't even provide for they asses for 6 years, dumb mother a.

    7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

    22 letters foo.

    8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

    Hector a in liar, those babies is mine, they don't even look like his puertorican ass, and they's 21 more on the way too.



    Now hurry up and gimme my A+, mother ers, I gots business to deal wif.

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    1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?


    2 driveby shootings. He will only have 4 shots left for the 3rd, so he'll have to reload to get 13 shots off. Duane really needs to improve his aim, use only 10 shots per, and then he'll be on EZ street.


    2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?


    ::snifff::, i dunno, ::sniff:::


    3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

    12 tricks gets you close, 13 over the top. But being the pimp that I am? I'm gonna go ahead and raise the price of my HO's to $5000 per trick. I'm also gonna have to stop smokin da crack as it is making me null and void. Now if these girls can get some guy to pay them $5000 for the nookie? They can keep they money, i'm goin home.


    4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

    Schemin gets you nowhere. Take your original cut. Get some trust. Make mo money. Greed gets you killed in this business.


    5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?

    Well, the original score leaves the at $700. That's 2-fiddy's shote.
    That mean the got mo stealing to do, bout 2 chevs should cover it.



    6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?

    1st of all, the money gone. Don't get caught. Betta yet, don't do the crime, cuz no wants the time, beleieve dat, and it's his dumbass fault for trusting triflin es anyways, does the have kids? Now his dumbass can't even provide for they asses for 6 years, dumb mother a.

    7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

    22 letters foo.

    8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

    Hector a in liar, those babies is mine, they don't even look like his puertorican ass, and they's 21 more on the way too.



    Now hurry up and gimme my A+, mother ers, I gots business to deal wif.

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    1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?


    2 driveby shootings. He will only have 4 shots left for the 3rd, so he'll have to reload to get 13 shots off. Duane really needs to improve his aim, use only 10 shots per, and then he'll be on EZ street.


    2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?


    ::snifff::, i dunno, ::sniff:::


    3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

    12 tricks gets you close, 13 over the top. But being the pimp that I am? I'm gonna go ahead and raise the price of my HO's to $5000 per trick. I'm also gonna have to stop smokin da crack as it is making me null and void. Now if these girls can get some guy to pay them $5000 for the nookie? They can keep they money, i'm goin home.


    4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

    Schemin gets you nowhere. Take your original cut. Get some trust. Make mo money. Greed gets you killed in this business.


    5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?

    Well, the original score leaves the at $700. That's 2-fiddy's shote.
    That mean the got mo stealing to do, bout 2 chevs should cover it.



    6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?

    1st of all, the money gone. Don't get caught. Betta yet, don't do the crime, cuz no wants the time, beleieve dat, and it's his dumbass fault for trusting triflin es anyways, does the have kids? Now his dumbass can't even provide for they asses for 6 years, dumb mother a.

    7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

    22 letters foo.

    8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

    Hector a in liar, those babies is mine, they don't even look like his puertorican ass, and they's 21 more on the way too.



    Now hurry up and gimme my A+, mother ers, I gots business to deal wif.

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