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    Lottery Pick Wifey's Avatar
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    No Dogs Allowed.
    A guy wanted to take his Chihuahua into a restaurant with him, so he put on dark glasses and "tapped" his way into the establishment.
    The waiter said "Hey!, you can't bring a dog in here."
    The man indignantly claimed "I'm blind! ... this is my Seeing Eye dog!"
    "You're trying to tell me" said the waiter, "that this Chihuahua is a Seeing Eye dog?"
    "What???!!", cried the man, "they gave me a Chihuahua?"

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    My dog humps a stuffed bunny while he bites the back of it's neck. I think he is a rapist reincarnated.

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    Lottery Pick Wifey's Avatar
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    How big is this bunny?

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    It's not too big. He's a wienie dog so it's about his size.

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    My mom's miniature Jack Russell used to hump my daughter's stuffed horse...which was about twice his size. He continued to do so even after he'd been fixed...it was kind of sad, really.

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    pretty nasty...I have girls...never had to worry about any of that...however, my cousins male dog where I live now is terribly afraid of stuff animals...I don't know why

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    my dog is a lesbian.

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    I went to Bonelli park in Ca, its on the other side of the hill from where I live...went walking along with the dog "Buddy" and all the sudden I saw a cayote...it was about 10 feet from me...it was beautiful, I guess it was drinking water...but it was alone...so, he looked at me...mainly at Buddy, I guess he was looking at him for a meal, he is kind of fat...well, maybe I should say he has a big build, anyhow, the cayote kept looking at us and then slowly went up the hill...since he was alone attacking was not a thought, however, I do need to be careful if there is a pack...

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    Lottery Pick Wifey's Avatar
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    my dog is a lesbian.
    don't say that...I am sure she is not

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    wifey, if s y's doggie likes doggie pussy, that's s y's doggies business...

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