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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    So, today I get back from hunting all week and my lovely bride says she has something REAL SPECIAL for me for our anniversary.

    Something I always want and ask her for.


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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I hope she gave you a real hummer after that. And I'm not talking about the vehicle.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Christy
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    Did she go out and get some new DDD's while you were away?

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    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    Well, now I know what my husband is getting for Christmas.

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    The Golden Goal GoldToe's Avatar
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    Mine is always asking for diamonds.


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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    Well it could've been worse I guess....

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Did she go out and get some new DDD's while you were away?
    Not needed, she already looks like a refugee from a Russ Meyer movie.

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    Generation ñ The sone's Avatar
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    Well it could've been worse I guess....

    i would have thought that was an upgrade...

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    Mr. Dignity Solid D's Avatar
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    Did she go out and get some new DDD's while you were away?

    DDD? Is that a Defensive Driving Degree? I have one of those too, then.

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    i would have thought that was an upgrade...
    To each his/her own, I guess.

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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    Male Autoresponse: Oh wow great thank you. This is awesome / kiss.. /hug.. rinse .. repete.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Male Autoresponse: Oh wow great thank you. This is awesome / kiss.. /hug.. rinse .. repete.
    That's how you'd react to a great big, long hummer?


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    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    Stop perpetuating the myth that women stop having sex/going down/whatever once they get married! (Or, conversely, perpetuate it so I can tell my husband how grateful he should be to have me!)

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    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
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    Stop perpetuating the myth that women stop having sex/going down/whatever once they get married! (Or, conversely, perpetuate it so I can tell my husband how grateful he should be to have me!)
    Now we know what you do in your spare time. Thanks.

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    Wrong thread. I was looking for the "Striking Smartass Wife" thread.

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    Bruce Bowen 2.0 Horry For 3!'s Avatar
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    Josh
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    Stop perpetuating the myth that women stop having sex/going down/whatever once they get married! (Or, conversely, perpetuate it so I can tell my husband how grateful he should be to have me!)
    Yes, hand and blow job girl.

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