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Johnny Blaze, you're my hero!!!!
(BTW What are you holding?)
This is a picture from the BobcatFans.com/University Star tailgate this weekend.
Caption it.
Johnny Blaze, you're my hero!!!!
(BTW What are you holding?)
Cleaver.
I was cutting fajitas.
Cleaver?
It looks like a picture of a Dead Tree with no leaves
Cop: are you a Mexican, or are you Chinese?
Joe: If I hear one more gotdamn lachino comment Imma kill em
Cop: Make me a fajita egg roll
The Chinexican male (pictured above left) is seen in the photo taken by John Smith (above right). Smith took the picture of the legendary beast just after the animal returned Smith's freshly pressed uniform and handed him a grape raspa.
"Sir, you can't be cooking dog on college property"
COP: So, are you Chinese or Japanese?
J/B: I live in California last twenty years, but first come from Laos.
COP: Huh?
J/B: Laos. We Laotian.
COP: The ocean? What ocean?
J/B: We are Laotian. From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million.
COP: So, are you Chinese or Japanese?
Sir, we've been having reports of small dogs dissapearing from the neighborhood...just what sort of fajita meat are you preparing, son?
"If this pig keeps jawing at me we're gonna have some pork to go along with these poodle fajitas."
Classic.
LEO: I'll take 2 barbacoa tacos and 3 eggrolls please...This is a picture from the BobcatFans.com/University Star tailgate this weekend.
Caption it.
JB:Si senor....dos tacos de barbacoa y ahhh free eggrows...you want fried lice wit dat?
"i don't giver fuk if your cheech or chong, just get me my taco.....chop chop buddy, me love you long time, i give you 2 dolla!"
HEY DAT NOT FUNNY
Ch-Ch-Ch-ha-ha-ha *Friday the 13th version*
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