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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    Wife just called on her way home from the HEB and said she remembers buckling the boy into the shopping cart, but when she went to get him out the strap was threadbare in two and the boy had red threads all over his jacket.

    Little turd will probably chew his way out of his crib next....

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    A GOOD dad would get the kid his own pocketknife...

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    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    The Golden Goal GoldToe's Avatar
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    I hope he didn't bite off more than he could chew.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    But the real question is, has he grabbed both of her boobs and squealed with delight in the very crowded check out lines in front of God & everyone yet?

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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    No, he just grabs onto her collar and pulls down as far as he can.

    Now if I could just get him to do it with plastic fantastic soccer mom next door....

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    You ain't mad spurs=bling's Avatar
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    But the real question is, has he grabbed both of her boobs and squealed with delight in the very crowded check out lines in front of God & everyone yet?

    for real SW?

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Yes...my son did that to me when he was 2-ish. It was mortifying.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Hmm, if I put on a diaper . . .

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    You ain't mad spurs=bling's Avatar
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    Yes...my son did that to me when he was 2-ish. It was mortifying.


    did you see ''Meet The Fockers'' ? you just reminded me about the baby boy that comes out in the movie

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    It happens. Samr's Avatar
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    Get a nail file and go to town.

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