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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    Anyone seen it yet? It contains chapters 6-8.

    Thoughts? Insights?

    **spoiler alert**

    He ends up getting into a fight with his wife, then the cop his wife is cheating on almost shoots Sylvester (played by R. Kelly), when Sylvester looks him straight in the eye and pulls out his silver glock, pointing it back at the bewildered pig, i mean cop.

    They have a stand off, then the ultimate bad ass, Sylvester, drops his gun, steals the cop's gun, then threatens him. Eventually they end up shooting Sylvester's wife's brother in the shoulder, and the nosy neighbor heard the whole thing.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Does he piss on an underaged girl in this one?

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    it's not a real RKelley video unless there is underage sex and golden showers.
































    btw- when is this trapped inthe closet gonna be over???

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    I originally hated trapped in the closet but when you realize how dominant R. Kelly is in these "Urban Dramas" (his words) you really have to change your mind (cuz the 84's have rolled up)


    He pulls out his ing gun on two sexuals, his wife, his wife's pig ass cop lover, his wife again, his wifes brother, a cop, and gets like 4-5 rounds off just to establish more dominance.

    He's the in these videos. Plus he's got tight cornrows.

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    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
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    He also wants to pee on you.

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    SpursTalk Sneakerhead KEDA's Avatar
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    drip drip drip

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    Boring = 4 Rings SA210's Avatar
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    They are actually good, i've seen em all, but the last one was based on the cop at home with His wife up to something. I think it's to 10.

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    Fantasy Football Guru Guru of Nothing's Avatar
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    Goshh!!!

    It must suck to be in tune with hip-pop culture.

    It's like putting a uniform on your brain.

    ... I could be wrong.

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    Generation ñ The sone's Avatar
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    Does he piss on an underaged girl in this one?

    aww, crap! i think i... ! yup, i peed a little...dam midget i just changed...what the is wrong with you!! uhg!

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    Veteran David Bowie's Avatar
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    I wish that sombody would lock R Kelly in a closet for real so that maybe he would stop coming out with ty videos and crappy music.

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    Lottery Pick Mr. Defense's Avatar
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    i wish for once, someone would just love Rkelly enough to take a on HIS chest...the poor bas ...

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    Alleged Michigander ChumpDumper's Avatar
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    There is going to be an "In the Closet" singalong event at Alamo Drafthouse up here.

    Should be a hoot.

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    Generation ñ The sone's Avatar
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    There is going to be an "In the Closet" singalong event at Alamo Drafthouse up here.

    Should be a hoot.




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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    Tell him to come out of that damn closet already....
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