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    Bad Pooch Rising Triumph's Avatar
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    so one of my best friends throws up in my mom's car...

    what the ...

    i was at the tavern...singing...drinking....having a grand ol time...

    he says he's tired...

    i say, well my friend....go chill out in the car...

    i'll be there in a bit...

    he says...i'm hungy...

    i say cool...

    we'll goto chachos later...go chill...

    he says cool...

    i say cool...

    i sing...i rock the casba...

    then...time to go...

    i goto car...

    open door...

    smell hits me...

    spew everywhere....

    i'm...well...not mad...just dissappointed...

    how ing hard is it to open the ing door of a car and throw up outside?


    not hard at all...

    oh well...
    damage done...

    he is cool to drive...he threw up after all...so he's sober...

    i say go home er...speed limit obey...all will be good...

    i have a trip to the carwas to make...

    long story short...too late i know...i've cleaned the car...smell still lingers...thank Gawd for lysol at the house....and now?

    i'm here ....other friends...chilling...typing...venting....what a ing world we live in huh peeps?

    thanks for reading....

    sincerely...

    big z-

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    The Kiwi Connection NZHayden's Avatar
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    i know how you feel man ive had mates throw up in my car before, not pretty.

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    I am Laotian, Stupid! Kahn Souphanousinphone's Avatar
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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    I thought you quit drinking Zak?

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    "he is cool to drive...he threw up after all...so he's sober..."


    brilliant!!

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    Master of My Domain DesiSpur_21's Avatar
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    Nice rap. Sell it to eminem

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    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    Threw up in cousins room and they were movin out to their new house a week layter, feel bad for causin stain but who gives,
    Got friend to drive me home.
    Couldnt get out of car too wasted,
    ended up sleepin inside the car for the nite,
    threw up in the backseat,
    woke up early in the mornin to make my way to the front gate
    met mum n friend comin back from sumwhere
    told me look like a mess, told them i chuck up in car
    dad runs down to clean the mess.

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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    Beat Them With Sticks

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    Generation ñ The sone's Avatar
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    a friend of mine got to tipsy at a place i had JUST moved into. shes passed out on the carpet but began to heave...she drags herself to the tile and THEN lets it fly...now thats a pal! carpet saved!

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    Believe. The Cougar's Avatar
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    After he threw up didn't he know he could drink more.

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    I thought you quit drinking Zak?
    thast what I thought too.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    but cry a river somewhere else...were all stocked up on people feeling sorry for themselves here....

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    2nd thought-

    has your friend said anythign about helping to clean out the car? offered to shampoo for you?

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    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    i had a friend throw up a trail of sangria wine for about 20 feet to the bathroom on new carpet..... and had to clean it up myself, now that sucks

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    Lottery Pick Mr. Defense's Avatar
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    I thought you quit drinking Zak?

    i did...then i started again...but right now? i've quit once again.

    i think i just need to stay out of bars unless i'm watching a sporting event....miller lite is a temptation that i have trouble with...

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    Lottery Pick Mr. Defense's Avatar
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    it's not like i haven't ever commited party fouls.... , i threw up outside Kori and LJ's once not too long ago...but outside, thank goodness...

    once a few years ago, i threw up in my friend Jesse's bathroom, but he was having a party at the time, and since my aim was off and there was no other bathroom?

    well...when girls have to pee and there are no facilities...girls start to leave.

    i am shamed.

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    <><><><><><> ALVAREZ6's Avatar
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    How many usernames do you have???

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    Lottery Pick Mr. Defense's Avatar
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    just this one.

    mouse is all my other screen names now.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    Why not just stay out of bars entirely? Can't you watch a game somewhere else? You shouldn't lecture people untill after you learn to walk the damn line, and even then perhaps you should try leading by example.

    Those who can't do teach eh? Not quite.

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    Fantasy Football Guru Guru of Nothing's Avatar
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    Really, this deserves its own thread, but how many guys ever tried making moves on a girl, only to be interrupted by nausea-plus?

    Alas, as noted above, people tend to sober up after the fact.

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    Fantasy Football Guru Guru of Nothing's Avatar
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    and even then perhaps you should try leading by example.
    Faith alone will set you free.

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    Lottery Pick Mr. Defense's Avatar
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    Why not just stay out of bars entirely? Can't you watch a game somewhere else? You shouldn't lecture people untill after you learn to walk the damn line, and even then perhaps you should try leading by example.

    Those who can't do teach eh? Not quite.

    you have a point about staying out of bars...i'm working on it.

    me lecture people? you mean the TRUTH?

    your telling me some...i can take it...i'll even THANK you for it.

    Thanks.


    and I know all about me having to lead by example and talk less...yet this is a message board for discussion...quite the dilemma huh...

    and there is nothing i cannot do...if i so choose. nothing.

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    Lottery Pick Mr. Defense's Avatar
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    Faith alone will set you free.


    ^
    gets it.

    but manny does have a point...faith sets you free...but then we must choose to walk the narrow path. i'm trying.

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    Fantasy Football Guru Guru of Nothing's Avatar
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    ^
    gets it.

    but manny does have a point...faith sets you free...but then we must choose to walk the narrow path. i'm trying.
    That sucks ... I was kidding.

    I don't get what I was getting.

    Actually, I do, but my original point stands .... I was kidding

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    Lottery Pick Mr. Defense's Avatar
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    ^crystal.

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