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Got this off of somewhere else...
1. Bruce Bowen never graduated from high school, because Bruce Bowen only gets D's.
2. Bruce Bowen sleeps in defensive stance.
3. The Grinch didn't steal Christmas, Bruce Bowen did.
4. Bruce Bowen can't grow hair, becuase Bruce Bowen's scalp unconsciously shuts down hair follicles.
5. Bruce Bowen played goalie for every team in the Quebec Major Junior Hockey League and still managed to have a 1.000 save percentage.
6. On Sesame Street, the letter "D" is ALWAYS brought to you by Bruce Bowen.
7. Bruce Bowen is still a virgin because Bruce Bowen refuses to score.
8. Bruce Bowen could take a charge for a paraplegic.
9. Jason Collier's autopsy reports show that he died from heart complications due to asphyxiation. It is rumored that he died from Bruce Bowen's suffocating defense.
10. If Bruce Bowen really wanted to, Bruce Bowen could stop time.
11. Norton AntiVirus was originally called Bruce Bowen
12. If Bruce Bowen was in Indonesia, Bruce Bowen would have boxed-out the tsunami.
13. Manu Ginobili once scored on Bruce Bowen in practice. No. No he didn't.
14. Bruce Bowen ate just one Lays potato chip.
15. Abstinence is 100 percent. Bruce Bowen is 101 percent.
16. Bruce Bowen's Ford Taurus doesn't have brakes. Bruce Bowen stops his car with basic defensive fundamentals.
17. There are only three sure things in life: death, taxes, and Bruce Bown shutting you the down.
18. The last person to score against Bruce Bowen is in the witness protection program.
19. The only thing Bruce Bowen can't stop is a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
20. This list was suppose to be 30 facts long, but Bruce Bowen stopped it.
6/10
That's on some guy's blog, right?
Post the link so he doesn't get mad.
It's funny except the Collier reference is pretty bad.
Yeah that Collier comment had me frown on this for the most part.
I found the link to give the guy credit.
http://www.jeskeets.com/2005/12/day-362.html
blogsearch.google.com is helpful.
Yeah...like, replace the Jason Collier reference with something to the effect of "Bruce Bowen was allegedly the last police officer to arrest a Portland Trailblazers player, and is likely to do it again on the hardwood of the SBC Center on January 4th, 2006."
Speaking of which, the Jail Blazers are our next opponent!Word has it that Bruce Bowen's SAPD badge has been thoroughly polished, and has an arrest warrant for the entire team, in the event any of them ever do score on them.
Last edited by Bloodline666; 01-01-2006 at 03:01 PM.
jason collier reference not cool
Norton AntiVirus was originally called Bruce Bowen
most of it was funny
Yea, that was insensitive. But other than that, pretty funny stuff.
Screw him! Viva los revolution!
Yeah they shouldn't have whipped out the jason collier thing....
Bruce Bowen's defense defies time, space and sport. To wit: His defense on Shawn Marion in the 2005 WC Finals caused Scott Norwood to miss the game winning field goal in Super Bowl XXV.
Ohh...that's great!
Funny stuff20. This list was suppose to be 30 facts long, but Bruce Bowen stopped it.
Damn, people. Bowen didn't actually kill Jason Collier. Lighten up.
People say Tonya Harding had Nancy Kerrigan attacked to keep her out of skating compe ion. Not so. Kerrigan was the victim of a Patented Bruce Bowen Undercutting. And as with all of Bowen's victims, it was her fault.
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