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Too much information.I just took a in our brand new commode.
I just took a in our brand new commode.
Too much information.I just took a in our brand new commode.
Isn't there already an "Oh " thread?I just took a in our brand new commode.
Thanks for sharing!
I bought a toilet for 59 bucks at Home Depot.
It came with everything.
Even the back of it flushes...
No more stuck on the back of the toilet.
No !!!I bought a toilet for 59 bucks at Home Depot.
It came with everything.
Even the back of it flushes...
No more stuck on the back of the toilet.
That's just nasty...
Yea but did you put in your own septic system?
My turds not only get a nice toilet but the log goes into the willy wonka chocolate factory (my septic) hahah for natural breakdown
Dude, my digital camera is down right now or I would show you.
Sounds like a dare to me.
Corn?
If you want to take your excitement to the next level make sure you have lots of corn for dinner. Just don't forget to wipe the seat after you get off.
Double Dare Ya!
You mean it even came with it's own ?I bought a toilet for 59 bucks at Home Depot.
It came with everything.
Even the back of it flushes...
No more stuck on the back of the toilet.
what's a "commode"? is it the same thing as a toilet? if so, why not call it a toilet? im not thrashing...just curious
I think commode must be a regional thing.
"toilet" is definitely not PC. "ladies room", "powder room", or the English "WC" (water closet), or commode.
commode:
1 : a woman's cap made of lace, fine fabric, and ribbons over a high wire framework popular in the late 17th and early 18th centuries
2 obsolete : BAWD, PROCURESS
3
a : a low chest of drawers or a cabinet on legs
b : a movable sink or washstand with cupboard underneath
c : a chair or similar framework holding a toilet utensil under an open seat; also : CHAMBER POT
Would you hit it?
"Chamber pot". LOL.
S H I T L I S T
The Ghost
The kind where you feel come out, see on the toilet paper, but there's no in the bowl.
The Clean
The kind where you feel come out, see in the bowl, but there's no on the toilet paper.
The Wet
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Second Wave
This happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to some more.
The Brain Hemorrhage Through Your Nose
Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead ". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Corn
No explanation necessary.
The Lincoln Log
The kind of that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Notorious Drinker
The kind of you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could "
The kind where you want to , but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
The Wet Cheeks
Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
The Liquid
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
The Mexican Food
A class all its own.
The Crowd Pleaser
This is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
The Mood Enhancer
This occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
The Ritual
This occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
The Guiness Book Of Records
A so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
The Aftershock
This has an odor so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.
The "Honeymoon's Over"
This is any created in the presence of another person.
The Groaner
A so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
The Floater
Characterized by its floatability, this has been known to resurface after many flushings.
The Ranger
A which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
The Phantom
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
The Peek-A-Boo
Now you see it, now you don't. This is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
The Bombs
A that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near ting facilities.
The Snake Charmer
A long skinny which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
The Olympic
This occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any compe ive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's .
The Back-To-Nature
This may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
The Pebbles-From-Heaven
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T .
Premeditated
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
zopherenia
Fear of ting - can be fatal!
Energizer Vs Duracell
Also known as a "Still Going" .
The Power Dump
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
The Liquid Plumber
This kind of is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log .)
The Spinal Tap
The kind of that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole"
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap s. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
The Porridge
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: (a) flush and keep going, or (b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better"
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny"
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
The "What The Died In Here?"
Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.
The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There"
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
The "Turbo-Charger"
You're sitting there, minding your business, so to speak, thinking everything is normal, and suddenly there is a totally unexpected, yet full and robust passing of wind, followed by more, perfectly normal . This typically results in a completely soaked behind.
The Flock Of Seagulls
You drank some very yeasty beer the night before, you're driving along the only stretch of freeway with no service station for the next 50kms, you skid to a halt when you get there, drop your pants on your way in to the trap, and there's an immediate explosion, followed by the realization that there's a new mottled wall-paper on the wall behind the bowl
I just took a in our brand new commode.
Dude, I know you're looking to unload the A4, but for a top of the line ter?
If you think you go what it takes...
http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo
Butta... that's ed up man...
:throwupsp :vomit
EWW!! i was eating a hot dog!!! !
Did you use a small step ladder?
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