Holy crap, I've got a crush on a woman...

[adrienne]

So I was checking out Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease (don't judge me! ) for something other than running to do....and wow, is that woman gorgeous. I never really thought that much of her, but she has basically the perfect body and the most amazing eyes known to man. Lucky girl, that one.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Excuse me while I go change my pants.

[Guru of Nothing]

Somebody wants some attention.

[bigzak25]

did you touch yourself?

please tell me you did...please...i don't care if you really did...just TELL me you did...

[adrienne]

Aww, I'm sorry Guru. Maybe you should get a dog? They make excellent companions...

[bigzak25]

i'm tired of the teasing adrienne...when is your fine ass coming to a GTG in satown?

[imNOTgay]

man..she dissappeared FAST didn't she...

[Guru of Nothing]

Aww, I'm sorry Guru. Maybe you should get a dog? They make excellent companions...

... and if I want another child, I'll call you.

[AlamoSpursFan]

Somebody wants some attention.

Who? Johnny Blaze?

[imNOTgay]

if those lips of hers are real? i'll switch teams and marry her. dayum, those lips are fine.

[Guru of Nothing]

Sorry fellas. I didn't mean to mouth off and chase Adrienne away.

Forgive me Zac, for I have sinned ....

[Trainwreck2100]

[ShoogarBear]

Guru, you're an angry old bitter ball-busted man.

Adrienne, come back . . .

Heeeere, Adrienne, heeeeeere Adrienne . . .

[Kori Ellis]

I always said that if I was going to do a woman it would be Carmen Electra or Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Good choice, Adrienne.

[midgetonadonkey]

These are for you Adrienne.

[Trainwreck2100]

A believe an angel just got it's wings

[ShoogarBear]

I always said that if I was going to do a woman it would be Carmen Electra or Catherine Zeta-Jones.

So now we're up to a three-way? Blaze is going to have to hit the outlets tomorrow.

What about Angelina Jolie (aka The Lesbian Maker)?

[Kori Ellis]

What about Angelina Jolie (aka The Lesbian Maker)?

I think Spurswoman and ObiWan Ginobili want to do her.

[ShoogarBear]

I think Spurswoman and ObiWan Ginobili want to do her.

*whimper*

[midgetonadonkey]

I think Spurswoman and ObiWan Ginobili want to do her.

I'd love to watch that.

[Jekka]

I'm more partial to Salma Hayek and Virginia Madsen personally. Angelina kind of weirds me out with the death obsession.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm only two degrees of separation from Salma (know a guy who went to school with Edward Norton).

[Jekka]

I'm only two degrees of separation from Salma (know a guy who went to school with Edward Norton).

Damn, you should have taken advantage of that while she and Ed Norton were still together.

[Melmart1]

I'm more partial to Salma Hayek and Virginia Madsen personally

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

[KEDA]

Im going to go get some popcorn now!