Phone on golf cart rings: Deet deet deet...
Sir this is director blah blah we have terrorist sighting permission to fire.
Mr. President: Huh hold on a sec "Hey Teddy hand me that bottle of chivas".
Ok whut was that?
Sir we have Bin Laden in sights.. you know the guy that tried to blow up the towers in 93
Mr. President: Hold on (zipper sound).. thx Monika... ok whut.....
Sir we have Bin..
Mr. President: Oh that NYC... heck I didn't even bother to go there after that why would I care hold on... "Dammit if I said it once I'll say it again that green is"..
Sir o..
Mr. President: Well no I am too busy and it's too risky with the polls...
click..

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