Top 10 Reasons Jermaine O'Neal Is On Letterman's Show

[Pooh]

In the spirit of "The Late Show with David Letterman," here are our Top 10 Reasons Why Jermaine O’Neal will be appearing Thursday night:

10. Sneak in a little more practice time at Madison Square Garden.
9. Help Dave skew to a younger group of Pacers fans.
8. Perfect chance to toilet paper Kurt Thomas' house.
7. Give Paul Shafer a headband.
6. Wanted to see if Dave really wears throwback suits.
5. He’s got at least 10 reasons why the Pacers are going to win an NBA Championship.
4. Help Dave change some of those hard-to-reach light bulbs.
3. Explain that they really do play defense in the All-Star Game.
2. Grab a quick lunch at the o Deli and find out once and for all what’s up with that Rupert guy.
And the No. 1 reason why Jermaine O’Neal is going to appear on The Late Show with David Letterman . . .
He couldn’t resist opportunity to dunk on Dave.

[LandShark]

5. He’s got at least 10 reasons why the Pacers are going to win an NBA Championship.

...and here's one reason why they won't win an NBA Championship:
the San Antonio Spurs!!

[Pooh]

See there is a difference...we know we're in the finals...the Spurs don't know yet...and probably wont.

[SAmikeyp]

how can "you" know "you" are in the Finals if the Finals haven't happened yet?

[Pooh]

I know.