My daddy taught me everything I know, unfortunately, I can't learn. As long as I wear my cowboy costume and chase armadilla, people will believe I'm a Texan.
As for my brother Jeb, most people don't know this, but he's the black sheep of the family. We disowned him fur not wantin' to talk like us. He is in what me and my daddy call "the accents of evil". However, that would make him the best option for the next President of the United States and this here is my endorsement for Jeb in 08'.
I'm George W Bush and I approve this message.
