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Bush is a type of semi-mobile carnivorous alien shrubbery famous for being highly aggressive, and for not forgetting Poland.

Bush is often confused with the more passive female bush, a derivative of the lower regions which serves the purpose of guiding the red dragon into the dark cave. Guidance mechanisms differ greatly and range from angry unkept topary tree implementations to the more lucrative brazilian.

[George W Bush]

Bush is a type of semi-mobile carnivorous alien shrubbery famous for being highly aggressive, and for not forgetting Poland.

I don't listen to polls.

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bush_vs_Evolution

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson

[George W Bush]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Bush_vs_Evolution

Hey, looky here Henry the X,

Evolution is somethin' me and my administration is very
concerned about, and by the way, we are very concerned about it.
Iraq didn't attack us so I took the appropriate actions
and started an evolution against Iraq.

As you can see, I like evolutions.

I'm George W Bush and I approve this message.

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Shaquille O'Neal

Shaquille O'Neal is the famous Polish Jedi master who killed the evil emperor of Middle Earth (Gandalf the Gay) in the year 1337.

Acting under the name of Sauron, he used his fiery speeches to gather support for his cause. When he had gathered up armies of freedom-fighters under his command, the evil Gandalf rallied the humans to him (they had long since fallen the his mind controlling talents) and proclaimed that Shaquille O'Neal would die serving him.

However, in one of their many armed clashes, Shaq used his superior height to slam a head-sized ball on Gandalf's head, thus killing him and freeing the people of Middle Earth. Unfortunately for Disney, the people of Middle Earth thanked him by turning him into a genie.

Kazaam was his name. He granted wishes to little boys. One may always wonder what his alterior motive was.


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Raq is the current home to most of the members of the Boy Band Al Qaeda. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the lead singer and solo cowbell player for Al Qaeda. Arguably the best example of Jabbar's cowbell work is the massive cowbell solo in the song "The Dark Side of the WMD." US officials cite a shortage of goats for Al Qaeda Initiation Rights ceremonies as a primary cause of all the unrest.

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Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan in action.

Michael Jordan was most well known for his alleged affairs with Vanna White. That, and being a pretty good basketball player as well.

Michael Jordon was a man of many words. One time, in London, I was having a Crumpet with him and watching the birds fly by. He began, "Sir, I do say, were it 100 years from now in the modern world and I would but be the best player of a game called basketball".

Jordan went through many nicknames in his career including 'the great one', 'the sultan of swat', 'big sausage pizza' and 'fatass.' He set the NFL season record for most missed extra points in a game, but was better known for being runner up in the first season of American Idol.

Jordan's career ended when he was arrested and convicted for the murder of Nicole Brown Simpson. However, in 2010 O.J. Simpson was re-convicted for the Nicole Brown Simpson murder thereby releasing Michael Jordan. Subsequently, Michael Jordan tried the sport stairsliding and became a multibillionaire putting Bill Gates at #2 for the "richest people in the world". Michael Jordan was a great influence for Christopher Columbus, without him, there would be no fuzzy slippers.