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    Damn You Commies T Park's Avatar
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    11-29 .379 6 turnovers


    NIIIICE job there spanky.


    Oh yeah, shoulda traded Manu for this guy.


    Waiting for the shortest one in curls, errr, uh, Mini Mr Clean, to tell us how fantastic his butt buddy Vincent Vagina Carter is.

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    Realistic Spurs Fan Amuseddaysleeper's Avatar
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    but you gotta admit


    actually nevermind


    VC blows!


    in toronto you can honestly buy jerseys that say "carter" on the back with a huge line crossed through it plus a big "X" on the front of the jersey!

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    Vince Carter is an idiot. Anyone that tries to take Bowen one on one off the dribble is an idiot for that matter. You have to be in the right position to score against Bowen.

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    VC actually had a great game!! He managed to not get ejected this time.

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    Oh yeah, shoulda traded Manu for this guy.
    To be fair, Bowen would probably lock up Manu as well.

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    To be fair, Bowen would probably lock up Manu as well.
    Many probably would flop and get fouls on Bowen. Bowen would get pissed. I would like to see that matchup.

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    Many probably would flop and get fouls on Bowen. Bowen would get pissed. I would like to see that matchup.
    I'd like to see Bowen defend Bowen. Is that like using an Easy Button to find an easy button?

    Wouldn't defender Bowen switch off of offensive-end Bowen because there would be no need to waste Bowen's defense on Bowen?

    My head hurts now.

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    Manu would own Bowen I'm afraid. Manu plays wreckless and it drives defenders nuts because of all the foul calls because of it.

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    NIIIICE job there spanky.


    Oh yeah, shoulda traded Manu for this guy.


    Waiting for the shortest one in curls, errr, uh, Mini Mr Clean, to tell us how fantastic his butt buddy Vincent Vagina Carter is.
    A vagina is now a state of mental health?

    Creative, but I think it needs work. There's a better joke in there somewhere.

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    Oh yeah, shoulda traded Manu for this guy.
    Waiting for the shortest one in curls, errr, uh, Mini Mr Clean, to tell us how fantastic his butt buddy Vincent Vagina Carter is.
    I wouldn't trade anyone for VC, mainly bc he's not a team player, IMO his ego is so big, and always is complaining ...for complainings I prefer Gary Payton

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    Veteran WalterBenitez's Avatar
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    To be fair, Bowen would probably lock up Manu as well.
    That's the only way that USA Natl Team would have to stop Manu under FIBA's rule

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    A vagina is now a state of mental health?

    Creative, but I think it needs work. There's a better joke in there somewhere.
    Actually, it's a play on his Vinsanity nickname, and a slam at his health, or chronic lack thereof. He's a pussy and a poser gangsta wannabe.

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    Carter is a dirty player for coming down on Parkers foot/leg like he did. He did it on purpose, obviously.


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    I'd like to see Bowen defend Bowen. Is that like using an Easy Button to find an easy button?

    Wouldn't defender Bowen switch off of offensive-end Bowen because there would be no need to waste Bowen's defense on Bowen?

    My head hurts now.

    The true matchup would be Allen Iverson vs. Allen Iverson.

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    VC is a big terd who is popular because he's athletic. He's probably the quietest cancer of all time. Think TO without the mouth.

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    I'd like to see Bowen defend Bowen. Is that like using an Easy Button to find an easy button?
    I tried the Easy Button to find an Easy Button joke at one point recently in the political forum and nobody seemed to get it -- I just want you to know that I appreciate your effort here.

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    I'd like to see Bowen defend Bowen. Is that like using an Easy Button to find an easy button?

    Wouldn't defender Bowen switch off of offensive-end Bowen because there would be no need to waste Bowen's defense on Bowen?

    My head hurts now.
    My head just exploded.

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    Vagina jokes are weak.

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    So is Vince, hence the nickname.

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    Yeah, he sure did look like a puss when he posterized the Spurs defense with that dunk huh?

    If a Spur could dunk like that you would buy his jersey.

    STFU already.

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    Yeah, he sure did look like a puss when he posterized the Spurs defense with that dunk huh?

    If a Spur could dunk like that you would buy his jersey.

    STFU already.
    RULE NO. 5-SCORING AND TIMING

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    a. A legal field goal or free throw attempt shall be scored when a live ball from the playing area enters the basket from above and remains in or passes through the net.

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    The Nets scored 73 points and you're resting your argument on two of those.

    Nice job, Sparky.

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    I knew Sequ's only defense, would be a stupid meaningless pussy dunk.


    Were was Captain Bag in the 4th??

    NO WHERE.


    Case closed.


    Take your VC fellatio elsewhere Jimmney Cricket.

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    Yeah, he sure did look like a puss when he posterized the Spurs defense with that dunk huh?

    If a Spur could dunk like that you would buy his jersey.

    STFU already.
    Golfing in May, Sequ....every year. Golfing in May. I only buy June Jerseys.


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    VC's little showboat stuff after a play was funny I thought.

    And on his clear path layup drill Vince had a wide-open lane to dunk that ball. I was surprised Walton was gushing all over that.


    Oh wait. . .it was Bill Walton. . .nevermind.





    The fact that Sequ would gush all over that doesn't surprise me in the least.

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    I only buy June Jerseys.
    Manu = Manure

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