A manicure???

[blackbucket]

I heard someone joke about this on Fox. Is this really true John Kerry got a manicure today to go with his new orange tan?

[SpursWoman]

I heard someone joke about this on Fox. Is this really true John Kerry got a manicure today to go with his new orange tan?

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.

[exstatic]

I hear Dubyah used MAKEUP tonight. Betcha won't hear THAT one on FAUX...

[Yonivore]

I hear Dubyah used MAKEUP tonight. Betcha won't hear THAT one on FAUX...

They both used makeup. Neither of them have ever gone under the lights without makeup.

And, manicures aren't bad either.

It's the botox and insta-tan crap that gets me.

[exstatic]

It's the botox and insta-tan crap that gets me.

I've never understood injecting poison into your system. Kerry pretty much lacks expression anyways. Insta-tan at least isn't harmful, at least not as we know right now.

[Hook Dem]

I've never understood injecting poison into your system. Kerry pretty much lacks expression anyways. Insta-tan at least isn't harmful, at least not as we know right now.

It might not be harmful from a health standpoint but I don't see why anyone would want to paint themself orange.

[exstatic]

It's not like those old "orange" tinted lotions, Hook. They spray it on, and it actually looks like a real tan. The disgusting thing is imagining Kerry in the booth wearing the little thong you need to wear to get the overall coverage. :embarasse

[Yonivore]

I can't help it, I keep busting out into the "Oompa Loompa" song.

[Yonivore]

It's not like those old "orange" tinted lotions, Hook. They spray it on, and it actually looks like a real tan. The disgusting thing is imagining Kerry in the booth wearing the little thong you need to wear to get the overall coverage. :embarasse

You think that looked like a real tan? Might I suggest you take someone with you, for a second opinion, if you ever decide to do that to yourself?

[Hook Dem]

It's not like those old "orange" tinted lotions, Hook. They spray it on, and it actually looks like a real tan. The disgusting thing is imagining Kerry in the booth wearing the little thong you need to wear to get the overall coverage. :embarasse

Thats a funny one Ex. A thong?

[exstatic]

I can't help it, I keep busting out into the "Oompa Loompa" song.

I reserve that one for Sequ.

[Yonivore]

I bet The Governator would call John Kerry a "girlie man."

[SpursWoman]

The disgusting thing is imagining Kerry in the booth wearing the little thong you need to wear to get the overall coverage

Damn. You made me spit.

[TheWriter]

I bet The Governator would call John Kerry a "girlie man."

Not when Arnold himself gets manicures, tans, always needs a comb.

They're called Metrosexuals.

Nothing wrong with it.

[Yonivore]

Not when Arnold himself gets manicures, tans, always needs a comb.

They're called Metrosexuals.

Nothing wrong with it.

Metrosexual? There's something wrong with that, too!

[TheWriter]

Umm... no.

There is though, something wrong with you.

[Yonivore]

Umm... no.

There is though, something wrong with you.

Seriously, isn't that just a made up word, like "ebonics," used too explain away eccentric or unusual behavior displayed by a buttload of idiots?