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Dude, you sound desperate for attention...am I the only who finds this strangely erotic?Try going to Megaplex
...am I the only who finds this strangely erotic?
Dude, you sound desperate for attention...am I the only who finds this strangely erotic?
someone ban him please
This thread will not get you an e-lay.
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*thinks of more genius ideas*
As your doctor I think you have come down with a bad case of 'annoying'....am I the only who finds this strangely erotic?
Thanks, but no thanks.Dude, you sound desperate for attention
I'll stick to paying 5 bucks for 5 minutes of crotch grinding. ; )
you lost me at strangely.
also, is said phone smooth in texture?
how violent is the vibration?
can you clench up and turn it off?
As your patient, I recommend you stop insisting on diagnosing me for free.
If it's that annoying, I guess you just enjoy touching me. That's understandable.
I occasionally drive with it on vibrate in my lap, because usually my radio is too loud to hear it if it rings.
It went off one time and I almost drove right into the median.
Great questions, I'm glad you asked.
-It is smooth. With occasional spots of roughness. Slim.
-Not violent. But not subtle. You will feel it. But you won't feel it.
-It will turn off when it feels like turning off. You are it's .
Well get the off my table and quit spreading your ass checks.
Hah, word...that's what made me think of this actually.I occasionally drive with it on vibrate in my lap, because usually my radio is too loud to hear it if it rings.
It went off one time and I almost drove right into the median.
I had it on vibrate, between my legs...in the balls area. Just so I could feel it (same reason as you) and it went off. I was like, damn...that doesn't feel so bad. I think I will go make a thread about this on ST.
(ok last line isn't true, but still)
Pfft, stop charging KY jelly to your expense account.
you lost me at 'in the balls area'
why does everybody keep throwing their balls in my face?
You keep getting lost.you lost me at 'in the balls area'
why does everybody keep throwing their balls in my face?
Here, hold on to my guidance stick. *unzip*
Scoff, stop passing off pics of M. Night Shymalan as yourself in your avatar.
plz.
M. Night has nothing on me.
I know you your the guy who came in with a phone stuck in ass on vibrate.
I occasionally drive with it on vibrate in my lap, because usually my radio is too loud to hear it if it rings.
It went off one time and I almost drove right into the median.
I can just see the doctors at Emergency room trying to remove it from your crotch!
your not black
Mouse, Mouse, Mouse.
I know you don't remember me, but I'm guessing you're the same Mouse. Nice to see you still have no thing better to do than stir up on forums.
This isn't the first time he has had issues.
Half the posters in this forum are mouse.Mouse, Mouse, Mouse.
I know you don't remember me, but I'm guessing you're the same Mouse. Nice to see you still have no thing better to do than stir up on forums.
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