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    Believe.
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    so a buddy of mines aunt wants to set me up with this girl...

    now at first i turned down the opportunity, but this aunt persisted and now i find myself in a situation where i am going to at least email this girl...

    so heres the email i drafted, what do you think:

    (Blind date),

    (Aunt), who works for your father, indicated that you might be interested in meeting for a drink sometime. My schedule is somewhat relaxed this week, so if you are interested in hanging out somewhere, let's say, on Wednesday or Thursday, please let me know. I usually like to go to ___________ because ______________, but if you have another place in mind, that's fine. You can reach me on my cell at ______, or you can simply reply to this email.

    -me

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Make sure to attach a picture of at least one of testicles to the email.

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    so a buddy of mines aunt wants to set me up with this girl...

    now at first i turned down the opportunity, but this aunt persisted and now i find myself in a situation where i am going to at least email this girl...

    so heres the email i drafted, what do you think:

    (Blind date),

    (Aunt), who works for your father, indicated that you might be interested in meeting for a drink sometime. My schedule is somewhat relaxed this week, so if you are interested in hanging out somewhere, let's say, on Wednesday or Thursday, please let me know. I usually like to go to ___________ because ______________, but if you have another place in mind, that's fine. You can reach me on my cell at ______, or you can simply reply to this email.

    -me
    1st sentence is ok. then just ask for her phone number to talk about it.

    Good Luck hope she's a fox.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I would just add:

    P.S. Do you by any chance have a myspace page?

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    good luck

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    Veteran scott's Avatar
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    Have you ever had a restraining order placed on you?

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    The Golden Goal GoldToe's Avatar
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    Good luck. If she doesn't wear sandals...beware.

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    Damn The Man Mr. Peabody's Avatar
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    It sounds OK. Just send it out into the world and see what happens.

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    9mm nkdlunch's Avatar
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    get her phone # and talk to her before askin her out. Why even waste money on dinner or whatever if she sounds like ?

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    try to have phone sex with her on your first phone call. If she "puts out" on the phone, she'll probably "put out" on a date.

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    Believe. JuanValdez's Avatar
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    If you decide to meet this person, may I suggest a nice meeting in a safe place for a cup of coffee. You'd be surprised what you'll learn about that person by the way he/she drinks their coffee.

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    Believe.
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    If you decide to meet this person, may I suggest a nice meeting in a safe place for a cup of coffee. You'd be surprised what you'll learn about that person by the way he/she drinks their coffee.
    i dont really want to meet her

    particularly not for a cup of coffee, though the phone sex thing was a good idea

    heres the end game on this if i were to start dating this girl: id screw her over somehow because i dont want to marry her, then shed get mad at her aunt who would in turn get in trouble with her boss and also be mad at my friend...

    but oh well here it goes, "out into the world"

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    just kill yourself already

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    I come in Marklar. Marklar MM's Avatar
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    You can always fall back on 867-5309.

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    Damn The Man Mr. Peabody's Avatar
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    i dont really want to meet her

    particularly not for a cup of coffee, though the phone sex thing was a good idea

    heres the end game on this if i were to start dating this girl: id screw her over somehow because i dont want to marry her, then shed get mad at her aunt who would in turn get in trouble with her boss and also be mad at my friend...

    but oh well here it goes, "out into the world"
    After all this, I sincerely hope that she doesn't respond to your email....

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    Each Day Offers Potential Darrin's Avatar
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    so a buddy of mines aunt wants to set me up with this girl...

    now at first i turned down the opportunity, but this aunt persisted and now i find myself in a situation where i am going to at least email this girl...

    so heres the email i drafted, what do you think:

    (Blind date),

    (Aunt), who works for your father, indicated that you might be interested in meeting for a drink sometime. My schedule is somewhat relaxed this week, so if you are interested in hanging out somewhere, let's say, on Wednesday or Thursday, please let me know. I usually like to go to ___________ because ______________, but if you have another place in mind, that's fine. You can reach me on my cell at ______, or you can simply reply to this email.

    -me
    She might be put off with the lack of detail, and the fact it looks like a personality questionaire.

    Seriously, it looks generic enough.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    You can always fall back on 867-5309.
    In the song she was a right.

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    hasta la victoria, siempre cheguevara's Avatar
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    goddam u must be desperate

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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    Sounds too formal, makes you sound like a total idiot and boring as ...

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    Believe. BIG DADDY JOSH's Avatar
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    INVITE SOME TROLLS ...YOU can never go wrong....

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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    She might be put off with the lack of detail, and the fact it looks like a personality questionaire.

    Seriously, it looks generic enough.
    sounds like he's cold-calling for prospects to sell his Amway products to.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    goddam u must be desperate

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