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This is going to be Da .
Da Absolute Shizzle.
Whut??
bah it want's registration.
Okay, will try to post it.
Get this...they're snakes...and they're on a plane!!!! I would've liked to been a fly on the wall when that script was being pitched.
WARNING: Long, but funny:
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Dude, seriously
by - fryguysarethekgb 4 days ago (Sun Mar 19 2006 19:49:39 )
THERE ARE SNAKES ON THE PLANE.
Am I the only person that appreciates the gravity of this situation?
Re: Dude, seriously
by - kereal_ciller 4 days ago (Sun Mar 19 2006 19:52:50 )
I don't see what you all find amusing. My uncle John was killed by a snake on a plane in vietnam. No one laughed then. This is a serious movie and i really cant wait to see if it shines any light on my uncle john. God rest his soul.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - fryguysarethekgb 4 days ago (Sun Mar 19 2006 19:54:51 )
I feel your pain. My father was killed in Desert Storm by a plane filled with snakes. Hopefully his story will be told.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - kereal_ciller 4 days ago (Sun Mar 19 2006 19:58:13 )
My whole family is actually planning our family reunion around the realease of this movie. We are going to have a huge potluck dinner then the boys dress like snakes and the girls dress like planes and we will have a moment of silence for uncle john while we chase each other around before finally seeing the movie and refelecting on the life of the man we loved so much. God Bless you Hollywood.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - greenighs-1 4 days ago (Sun Mar 19 2006 20:12:01 )
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about! I got information--new **** has come to light and--****, man! There's snakes on the plane!
Re: Dude, seriously
by - Cyco00Vision 4 days ago (Sun Mar 19 2006 21:20:50 )
My friend lost his left testical in a tragic accident while flying with snakes.
- The film junkie
Re: Dude, seriously
by - tashamk86 4 days ago (Sun Mar 19 2006 23:13:50 )
Indiana Jones hates snakes on a plane.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - bnder 3 days ago (Tue Mar 21 2006 09:46:36 )
What, is this some kind of joke to all you guys? This stuff actually happens. forget losing your testicles or whatever you want to make up, people ACTUALLY DIE from this kind of stuff. My mother was on a plane once and she was really scared that maybe there could have been some sign of a snake or...maybe a spider. OOH god, spiders on a plane. where could you go? or pirhanas, they could realistically injure passengers on planes, unlike beavers or other tame animals found in south africa. I remember on flight 4527 from Amerstberg, Rico Port, Alberta, there was a Brazillian Ochrcon Ferret that was set loose from storage,and the trailer from this movie gave me shocking flashbacks from that flight.
Eat Cheese.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - rmwhittaker101 3 days ago (Tue Mar 21 2006 10:06:13 )
I once thought I saw a snake on a plane, but it was actually a Hooded Scalyfoot, which is a legless lizard. So it was a false alarm.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - marg14 3 days ago (Tue Mar 21 2006 10:37:04 )
I am really glad that this movie is being made to raise awareness about the issue of having snakes on a plane. Even if they never make into the cabin, think of how much damge they can do in the baggage area.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - greenighs 3 days ago (Tue Mar 21 2006 10:41:13 )
I am really glad that this movie is being made to raise awareness about the issue of having snakes on a plane. Even if they never make into the cabin, think of how much damge they can do in the baggage area.
Exactly. Lifetime was originally interested in producing this film, but they found that Samuel L. Jackson didn't appeal to their target demographic.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - JPMoney2k1 3 days ago (Tue Mar 21 2006 10:50:41 )
Hahahahhaa, I chuckled!
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Re: Dude, seriously
by - jimdow542 2 days ago (Tue Mar 21 2006 11:45:52 )
are you people joking. I think that is the stupidest thing i ever heard. Thats like having tigers on a train. I can see snakes on a plane, but its not made to honor people being killed by snakes on a plane. , i thought it was a comedy because of the le.
If your uncle actually was killed by a snake, im sorry.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - Wirt49 2 days ago (Tue Mar 21 2006 12:38:23 )
I was once on a plane with Whitesnake. They started singing "Is This Love" while I was trying to read the in-flight magazine. The horror ... dear god, the horror ...
Re: Dude, seriously
by - haggismuncher93 2 days ago (Tue Mar 21 2006 14:42:15 )
Your F-ing kidding me right? Are you really that re ed? I mean come on, did you actually take these posts seriously? And no it's not a comedy, it is a thriller/action movie about a tense mid-air battle of man v. snake.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - UltraLoveNinja 2 days ago (Tue Mar 21 2006 15:31:24 )
Hahahahahaha, I smell a spoof: Whitesnake On A Plane.
"Enough is enough... I've had it with motherf#cking Whitesnake!"
Excellent stuff.
"Look at us. I'm frozen, and you're dead..."
Re: Dude, seriously
by - natedog8228 2 days ago (Tue Mar 21 2006 15:51:41 )
Actually i was once on a plane flying with a bunch of zoo animals and they all escaped, it was terrible there was tigers,lions,bear, and then the snakes came it was like anaconda 2 all over again. But then uncle sammy J came and saved us all
The End
i love u sammy
Re: Dude, seriously
by - ykang-3 2 days ago (Tue Mar 21 2006 19:19:38 )
I HATE these GOT-DAMN snakes!
Re: Dude, seriously
by - chad42186 2 days ago (Tue Mar 21 2006 20:07:32 )
Check out thhis ytmnd about snakes on a plane.
http://snakesonaplanesequels.ytmnd.com/
Re: Dude, seriously
by - rmwhittaker101 2 days ago (Tue Mar 21 2006 22:30:33 )
Goshdurn snakes, rooting through your hand luggage, drinking your dutyfree hooch and stealing all the mini-pretzels...
Re: Dude, seriously
by - TheGreatJxsxsxsx 2 days ago (Tue Mar 21 2006 23:53:13 )
LOL!
The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - ryannias 2 days ago (Wed Mar 22 2006 04:22:58 )
dudes, this isnt a comedy. this isnt even fiction.
this film is a retelling of actual events.
I know... i was there.
and so was samuel L. he was the man who saved us all. when he aimed a rocket launcher at the onslaught of attacking snakes we were sure he would blow open the plane ensuring our deaths, but we were wrong. the rocket hit at such an angle as to avoid any fdamage to the plane itself, and when a snake tore off the hatch of the plane, Samuel stood in the doors place, using his body to keep the plane airtight.
that man saved my life.
"When There Is No More Room In , The Dead, Will Walk The Earth."
Re: Dude, seriously
by - Bhodi82 2 days ago (Wed Mar 22 2006 08:39:45 )
I cant read the le without cowering and running for cover like a stupid little sissy baby!
You see, last summer, i was out in the garden, making a new door for the house, there i was sanding, and planeng down the wood, i turned around...only for a second, when i turned back around....THERE WAS A SNAKE ON MY PLANE!! Right there, on the very tool i needed!
Needless to say i crapped my pants there and then, just when Kelly Richwald, the hot girl from down the street, who is like...a 10, was coming over to say hi.
Theres nothing worse than the memory of me having pants full of crap, Kelly Richwald looking on in horror, and a snake on my plane!!
On August 18th 2006, you'll believe a snake can fly
Re: Dude, seriously
by - feral1981 2 days ago (Wed Mar 22 2006 10:30:10 )
YES THESE SNAKES DESERVE TO DIE!!! AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN !!!
Re: Dude, seriously
by - adam_sloane 1 day ago (Wed Mar 22 2006 14:46:23 )
TIGERS ON A TRAIN!!!!!
WOW, you should get that idea copyrighted, I'm sure some big name director will steal your idea if you don't. At least there's a time stamp on your post.
Tigers on a train... that's just GOT to be made.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - fz3961 1 day ago (Wed Mar 22 2006 20:22:33 )
Haven't you seen any of my movies? Snakes on a Plane, that was a good one! They ate me! A *beep* snake ate me!
Re: Dude, seriously
by - kornfieldyz 1 day ago (Thu Mar 23 2006 01:51:51 )
man this film will rock.!!
all i wanna hear is SLJ say "snake mother *beep* behind you", and ill be happy. also to all those people who think this will be real and what not and all that jazz, who remembers Deep Blue Sea?? that was great.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - JayPhatBudz 1 day ago (Thu Mar 23 2006 07:36:53 )
Yea i hope at one point a giant CGI snake jumps out from behind Sam J and munchs that Mofo whilst he's giving a speech about how once he was buried in a avalanche only to find thousands snakes beneath the snow.
Someday a real rain will come and wash all the s off the streets - Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver
Re: Dude, seriously
by - biesman 1 day ago (Thu Mar 23 2006 08:39:47 )
You think Whitesnake on a plane is bad?! you don't know nothing till you got Scorpians on a plane!, Hurricane over and over and over again...
http://www.avidgamers.com/rerc/
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Re: Dude, seriously
by - Maximus0876 1 day ago (Thu Mar 23 2006 10:12:48 )
Tigers on a Train, holy crap is that funny.
How about Baboons on a boat? Bats on a bus?
"I skip Stones"
Re: Dude, seriously
by - -22 21 hours ago (Thu Mar 23 2006 13:45:38 )
Yaks in a Yugo?
"Rock is dead! Long live Paper and Scissors!
Re: Dude, seriously
by - freudianslip5 16 hours ago (Thu Mar 23 2006 18:07:43 )
Spiders in a Space Shuttle?
Re: Dude, seriously
by - chula_nyc 16 hours ago (Thu Mar 23 2006 18:22:27 )
I agree! Tigers on a train sounds great!
Re: Dude, seriously
by - muchlove404 16 hours ago (Thu Mar 23 2006 18:47:54 )
"Yea i hope at one point a giant CGI snake jumps out from behind Sam J and munchs that Mofo whilst he's giving a speech about how once he was buried in a avalanche only to find thousands snakes beneath the snow."
THAT WOULD BE CLASSIC!!! Every time I watch Deep Blue Sea (not that often) I'm just waiting for him to get eaten by the shark, and watch the other characters' reactions. Sam Jackson could become the king of the B movie.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - wkeaton 12 hours ago (Thu Mar 23 2006 22:07:39 )
It's the one eye'd snakes you have to watch out for... they spit.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - gindogg 12 hours ago (Thu Mar 23 2006 22:14:18 )
UPDATED Thu Mar 23 2006 22:18:40
I can't wait for Sam Jackson in "Hippos on a Trolley". If the trolley goes below 10 mph, the hippos will explode.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - Kerrigan181 12 hours ago (Thu Mar 23 2006 22:18:17 )
I'm telling you, snakes on a plane. WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO RUN??????
Heavy, heavy s**t right there
Re: Dude, seriously
by - gindogg 12 hours ago (Thu Mar 23 2006 22:31:28 )
I once sat next to a gazelle on a plane. He was very charming and we talked about politics.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - ksheely7842 12 hours ago (Thu Mar 23 2006 22:44:14 )
I am TOTALLY going to see this when it comes out.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - h_solo_99 11 hours ago (Thu Mar 23 2006 23:30:17 )
INDY
Jock! There's a big snake on the plane!
JOCK
Oh that's just my pet snake Richie.
INDY
I hate snake Jock! I hate them!
JOCK
Come on! Have a little backbone!
Snakes on a plane... hmmm. I'm impressed that the idea went right past the lousy Sci Fi original movies on the Sci Fi channel and went straight to theaters. I'm sure it'll make much more than X Men 3 or Mission Impossible 3. You know how people love to see movies with stupid plots.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - grindhouseguru 10 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 00:16:52 )
UPDATED Fri Mar 24 2006 00:17:35
Very clever. ling a movie about snakes on a plane "Snakes On A Plane".
Will have to check this one out for sure when its released.
"I WANT THESE MOTHERF-ING SNAKES OFF THE MOTHERF-ING PLANE!" ha ha
Sam Jackson is a LEGEND!
In other news: Barbra Streisand reportedly will be doing a gratuitous nude scene in her soon to be greenlighted upcoming film project with the working le " S ON A BOAR". :-). Naturally like all other Streisand flicks (with the exception of "Meet The Fockers"- hilarious movie. And I've seen her cameo in "Listen Up: The Life And Times Of Quincy Jones". Is that guy self-important or what?), I would avoid that one like the plague.
I'd better pop a couple of No-Doze, otherwise I'll have nightmares tonite. :-)
Re: Dude, seriously
by - milliganisbored 10 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 00:43:16 )
I just have to say this whole post is the funniest on imdb.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - bugmenotimdb-1 10 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 00:51:29 )
oh my god.
the snakes are calling from INSIDE THE PLANE!
Re: Dude, seriously
by - jparrish_md 10 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 00:56:59 )
I noticed no one had made this joke yet, so I thought I'd make it:
I am looking forward to all the sequels that everyone has announced, but most of all, I'm looking forward to Snakes on a Plane 43: Snakes in the Grass.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - buffy_lover_alwayz 10 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 00:59:03 )
you are kidding.
My teenage ansgt has a body count
Re: Dude, seriously
by - venomsyke 7 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 03:34:32 )
I heard they're making a sequel called "Ferrets on a Ferry".
Re: Dude, seriously
by - hattorihanzo69 7 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 03:38:28 )
it looks absolutely shocking!!!
'Sand is overrated... It's just tiny, little rocks.'
Re: Dude, seriously
by - arcticdarkness 6 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 04:13:42 )
- Antelopes in an Austin Martin
Re: Dude, seriously
by - ned38 6 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 04:29:34 )
don't you guys realize this is just the american remake of that classic italian film "gerbils on a gondola"?
Re: Dude, seriously
by - bryan2369 6 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 04:35:30 )
Gravity? Here's a sequel idea (or 4):
SNAKES ON THE SHUTTLE
SNAKES THAT DEPLANE
SNAKES ON LOMEIN
SNAKES IN MY BRAIN
SNAKES ON THE MAIN VEIN
SNAKES R US
As Larry the Cable Guy says, I can do this all night.
BTW, That's a funny ass website. Snakes on Cocaine, HA!
Re: Dude, seriously
by - James_rf_uk 5 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 05:38:43 )
WE DONT HAVE PROBLEMS WITH SNAKES ON PLANES IN BRITAIN CAUSE THEY ARE NOT INDIGENOUS BUT I HAVE HEARD A RUMOUR THAT SOME SPECIES ARE WANTING TO RELOCATE TO BRITAIN AND DO TRY TO SLITHER ON BOARD. SO FAR THOUGH NO SUCCESS!
Re: Dude, seriously
by - jramundson 5 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 05:39:51 )
I just hope at the end they release all the snakes and celebrate Wacking Day.
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them. I don't give a f@!k how crazy they are."
Re: Dude, seriously
by - janhus 5 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 05:57:17 )
"Hooded Scalyfoots on a Plane" just doesn't sound like a blockbuster.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - PK Girl 4 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 06:26:50 )
Snakes aren't indigenous to Britain?
What do you call the grass snake and the adder then?
Re: Dude, seriously
by - Catastrophe666 3 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 07:18:28 )
UPDATED Fri Mar 24 2006 07:19:53
What is all this laughter about? Do you guys not see that this film will be first in line for next years Oscar Awards. Imdb definetly has there information wrong. I got it from Samuel Jackson himself. Snakes On A Plane is an autobiographical film about Sam Jackson and his bought with cancer of the penis. I KNOW, I KNOW it shocked me too. I mean Sam Jackson beat penis cancer and is brave enough to re-live his experience. The tagline is "GET THIS SNAKE OFF MY MOTHA*UKIN' PENIS". After he told me that I began to cry as a tear feel from his own eye. It was a touching moment. If you guys see any film this year go see "Snakes on a Plane" you will stand up and clap for Sam Jackson and his triumphant penis, I know I will. You all we believe in the power of one man's penis.
Patches O'Houlihan: My sweet , it's magic!
Re: Dude, seriously
by - phishnalgene 2 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 08:26:41 )
Yeah, there was once a giant water snake on my American Airlines flight to Las Vegas and it tried to eat me but it spit me back out... Needless to say, I'm now terrified of snakes.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - rosegirl2146 2 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 08:41:46 )
Dude, seriously. They should have put Snoop Dog in this movie.
They could have called it Snakes on a Soul Plane.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - redchief2001 2 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 08:50:41 )
Does it mean plane as in level? Snakes on a level? On a level with what? It's all very zen.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - Dweed 2 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 08:50:47 )
Tigers on a train...that had to be the major way for Barnum to get the tigers out of the zoo (or jungle, via boat) and into the circus.
You mean: Motherf@#$%ing snakes on the motherf@#$ing plane!
by - genrulzod 2 hours ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 08:54:10 )
lol
I can't wait for this.
Re: You mean: Motherf@#$%ing snakes on the motherf@#$ing plane!
by - nathanduke2001 1 hour ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 09:17:20 )
This film is a sad attempt to capitalize on an actual tragedy that was already made into a great film in the 1950s- "Zebras on a Zeppelin," which do ented the reasons for the Hindenburg crash.
Re: You mean: Motherf@#$%ing snakes on the motherf@#$ing plane!
by - nickmadsen1 1 hour ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 09:25:40 )
I dont know what the big deal is. Sure, snakes can be scary, but I was once on board a flight from Miami to Hartford and the pilot and co-pilot both ate bad fish sandwiches and were unable to fly the plane. The flight attendants pleaded for anyone who could fly a plane to come forward and try to save all of our lives. Thats right, the only one who could fly the plane was an 8 ft long albino boa. God bless him.
No.
by - genrulzod 1 hour ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 09:38:55 )
I'm sure Samual Jackson does.
My condolances.
by - genrulzod 1 hour ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 09:40:28 )
You'll have to post and let us know how accurate this movie is about the whole Snakes lose on Planes issue, when you get a chance to see it.
Re: Dude, seriously
by - zackpc66 1 hour ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 09:45:39 )
how about rabbits in a ricshaw
Re: tragedy
by - thatsweetbird 51 minutes ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 10:15:55 )
The true sadness would be if the makers of this film realized that they should change the le, and thus trick a few more people into seeing this silliness.
You are all very funny and deserve IMDb's highest commadations by being a smart audience that sees filmed crap for what it is.
Cheers!
Re: Dude, seriously
by - cdezelah 8 minutes ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 10:58:43 )
Just wait until Jackson finds out that the pilots are snakes too.
"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."
Re: Dude, seriously
by - methodandmadness 2 minutes ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 11:04:31 )
you mean he doesn't know?
the real clincher will be when Jackson finds out he's on the worst acid trip ever
you see the plane is a snake too and Jackson is slowly being digested by a motherf*&%#@$%ucking snake
word
Re: Dude, seriously
by - cdezelah 2 minutes ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 11:05:05 )
Or how 'bout the sequel:
"Hand on Boys' Groin" starring Michael Jackson
"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."
Re: tragedy
by - foozwald 24 seconds ago (Fri Mar 24 2006 11:07:05 )
From the producers of ANTS IN THE PANTS . . .
And the director of COW OVER THE MOON . . .
Have you seen the fark Photoshop thread with this theme?
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=1941583
There's about seventy of them in that thread.
No, I hadn't. LMFAO.
2001: A Space Odyssey = Fetus In Space
Memento = One Extended Gimmick
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36720
Yeah, that's what I hear.
Bump.
Dude--Snakes On A Plane!
Samuel L. Jackson knows that he's cashing a check and not making a Scorsese film, so why should the studio signing his check try and dress up a perfectly good snakes-on-a-plane flick with a stupid le like Pacific Air Flight 121? From Collider.com:Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is... well, it’s called Pacific Air 121—Seriously, though. Snakes on a Plane is probably the the best le for a movie that we've ever heard. We'll even lend them a tagline for the one-sheet, should they decide to ride this one all the way to first place: "Anacondas on land are for pussies. SNAKES ON A PLANE!"
Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!
Beaks: Exactly.
Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the le.
Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!
Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.
Beaks: And how are those snakes? Besides being on a plane?
Jackson: Some of them are aggressive, some of them are cool. They’re interesting to watch, and interesting to interact with. It depends on what kind of snake it is. One day, it took, like, four guys to bring in this 350 lb. Burmese Python. We were all like, “Where’s that goin’?” And I watched an Albino Cobra strike airplane seats the other day. I watched it from another studio. It’s actually been a fun show. But we’re taking the name back!
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/sam...ane-117687.php
All i wanna hear is SLJ say "snake mother *beep* behind you",
That's ing gold man. Quotes from that movie are going to be classic...
Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.
This is going to be Da .
Da Absolute Shizzle.
Should we start calling you SnoopDoggyBear?
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Little pilot factoid..
There is a switch called "Pussy Warmer" on boeings...
It's to warm up the cargo hold for pet's. Some dude made that up and it stuck.
But it's serious cause if they forget like all 1000 Japanese koi are like dead and melted inside boxes etc....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=CSudn9n0d...on%20a%20plane
I seriously can't believe this is an actual movie
Well, not this trailer.....
Poor snakes, Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer are on that plane.
Time release snakes?
I am SO watching this freaking movie when it comes out...
I have no idea why this damn owl cracks me up, but seeing this in that "trailer" made me fall out of my damn chair laughing...
God I love being easily amused...
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