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Jack Bauer owns a set of encyclopedias but has never read them. Instead he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
Sorry, but Jack Bauer would kill the Spurs in a game.
Literally.
Jack Bauer has a street named after him in Los Angeles, but they had to rename it because people kept dying when they walked across it. Why? Because NOBODY crosses Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer owns a set of encyclopedias but has never read them. Instead he stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
Jack Bauer's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Jack Bauer.
If Jack Bauer were in charge in Iraq, the insurgents all would be killed in 24 hours.
I think Jack Bauer is better at narrating car commercials.
When Jack Bauer goes in an old house, he never says "If these walls could talk." He makes them talk.
If Jack Bauer had been in charge of saving Private Ryan, there wouldn't be any more Germans.
God created the heavens and the earth in six days, and rested on the seventh. The first season of 24 was the untold story of how Jack filled in while the Lord was resting.
If a tree falls in a forest, and there is nobody around, Jack Bauer hears it.
Jack Bauer is making a remake of "It's A Wonderful Life," only this time, every time a bell rings, he kills a terrorist.
Jack Bauer can get a McRib sandwich whenever he wants.
Jack Bauer's first word was "NOW!"
Jack Bauer cried when he met Ditka and Chuck Norris.
God took six days to create the heavens and the earth. Jack Bauer doesn't have that kind of time.
Jack Bauer is making a remake of "It's A Wonderful Life," only this time, every time a bell rings, he kills a terrorist.
Jack Bauer, is easily the baddest Mofo ever created.
Jack bauer > everything.
They don't have to teach kids problem-solving in math class anymore. Jack Bauer solves all problems.
You can't walk a mile in Jack Bauer's shoes. You won't get near that far before he finds you.
There's a wise saying, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Unless Jack Bauer is your enemy. Then you're ed."
@the entire thread.
Q: What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?
A: Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Bowen
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If Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris would fight, it would shake the earth to it's core, thus there has been an uneasy truce after the tsunami of 04
Jack Bauer vs. Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Bowen
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I'd have to go wit..ah, Ditka.
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