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    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    Okay, that probably sounds much worse than it is. I was one of the staff chaperones for the spring party. There were fewer attendees than usual, so there was lots of beer left over, so as folks started cleaning up, I started drinking. A couple of other staff members and some students stuck around drinking, and there was a wildly hilarious political fight. But we're both too drunk to drive, so we're sticking around while we sober up.

    As for the bra, I can't find the bra that I wanted to take my bravatar pic in, so I'm going to have to go buy a new one.

    I have my wonderful drunk husband punching holes in a presentation for me while I screw around on the internet and drink water. The least I can do is finish the work so we don't have to be here early Monday. Why am I at work at 1:30 on a Sunday morning?

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Just take the picture without the bra.

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    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    That was my husband's suggestion earlier.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    this is obviously a sign from God.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Well if your husband suggested it I think you should do it. I mean he is a smart guy. I respect his opinion and I think you should to.

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    I'm drunk and I can't find my bra.
    That's oaky. Most women who are drunk aren't looking for their bra until the next day anyhow.

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    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    I don't think anyone wants pics of my bare boobs around here. I'm certain my husband wouldn't mind having a few pics of them, but they are not perky like Obiwan's. Just trust me on this. The stretch marks are more prominent since I've lost some weight.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Stretch marks are hot. Not as hot as a c-section scar but they are hot none the less.

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    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    You are far too kind, midgetonadonkey.

    But my husband loves the boobs, so I guess they are all right.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    You are far too kind, midgetonadonkey.
    That is one of the first times I've heard that.

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    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    Well, just remember that I've had way too much to drink. . .

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    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    All right, all right. I'm sober enough to drive home and not put us or anyone else in danger, and to pass a field sobriety test if need be (but there is no need). So we're headed home.

    Got to be back extra early Monday morning to have everything in place for Sign Up Week! Which means sleep now. . .

    We'll take some pics tonight or tomorrow, one way or another. Whether any of them make onto here is an entirely different matter. . .



    Happy weekend!

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    We'll take some pics tonight or tomorrow, one way or another. Whether any of them make onto here is an entirely different matter. . .
    If they can't be posted go ahead and PM them to me.

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    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
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    If they can't be posted go ahead and PM them to me.
    If she doesn't send them to you Midge, I will.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    If she doesn't send them to you Midge, I will.
    Kick ass.

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    hey midge i think you should send your nip pic as a good faith gesture...no?

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    If that will insure me a nice pic in return, I just might have to.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Here goes. This should guarantee me a sweet pic in return.

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    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    If The sone posts his pata next to the nip, I'm sure he'd get a pic in return too.

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    you know what...im a tad bit on the tippsy side, and i cant find my jock strap...i dont know how to feel about that...

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    im so down for taking new pics with all new body parts..im taking requests...anyone?

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    you know what...im a tad bit on the tippsy side, and i cant find my jock strap...i dont know how to feel about that...

    Here's that pic u sent you ...




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    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    you know what...im a tad bit on the tippsy side, and i cant find my jock strap...i dont know how to feel about that...
    Dammit...I wish I were a tad bit on the tippsy side...

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    Generation ñ The sone's Avatar
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    Here's that pic u sent you ...




    ewe...stomp i feel dirty just looking at you with that bulge...you dirty boy...i thought you wanted me to keep all the pics i took of you private? no?

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    But we're both too drunk to drive, so we're sticking around while we sober up.

    I have my wonderful drunk husband punching holes in a presentation for me while I screw around on the internet and drink water. The least I can do is finish the work so we don't have to be here early Monday. Why am I at work at 1:30 on a Sunday morning?


    omg you crack me up. you must've been a bit tipsy allright....
    too drunk to drive but sober enough to do competant work????

    priceless...

    BTW - you could just use a fancy piece of fabric drapped over the boobages & held together with your arms.. KWIM?
    anyway w/ cleaveage liek yours it'd look great.

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