Nasty Pussy

[Murphy]

FAIRFIELD, Conn. (AP) - Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.

Some of those who were bitten and scratched ended up seeking treatment at area hospitals.

Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield.

In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home.

Solveira also arrested the cat's owner, Ruth Cisero, charging her with failing to comply with the restraining order and reckless endangerment.

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http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060329/D8GL7P580.html

[Slomo]

FAIRFIELD, Conn. (AP) - Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.

Some of those who were bitten and scratched ended up seeking treatment at area hospitals.

Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield.

In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home.

Solveira also arrested the cat's owner, Ruth Cisero, charging her with failing to comply with the restraining order and reckless endangerment.

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http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060329/D8GL7P580.html

I'm not a cat lover, but I would pay good money for this one.

[Louae]

I quick snap of the neck would end that little problem.

[Vashner]

Cat's are killers....

OMG Run.. we got Cat's on the plane!!

[T-Pain]

Cat's are killers....

OMG Run.. we got Cat's on the plane!!

i hate cats. i tend to be more of a dog lover.

[Vashner]

I was supposed to be that joke where Samual Jackson was like "we got mother ing snakes on the plane". Swap that with cat's.

[T-Pain]

the le to this thread is hilarious

[ShoogarBear]

I was supposed to be that joke where Samual Jackson was like "we got mother ing snakes on the plane". Swap that with cat's.

Hilarity ensues.

[Vashner]

ROFL...