I need some recipe ideas!!

[Sonia_TX]

My beautiful cousin (From Laker Land) is coming in to town for her mothers birthday and we're having a "no penis'" allowed party!

We're supposed to take our own food but I have absolutely no ideas on what to take. Do any of you have any simple recipe ideas? (that I can just take and won't have to cook it when I get to my cousins house) Maybe appetizers, or desserts...anything that will be great at a girls night in party. Please let me know! Thanks in advance.

And while she was here last summer during the playoffs we transformed her into a Spurs fan! We've been texting for the past hour about the Spurs/Lakers game tonight. She's not Laker corrupted! Woo!

[Samr]

My beautiful cousin (From Laker Land) is coming in to town for her mothers birthday and we're having a "no penis'" allowed party!

Go with the irony and bring some rocky mountain oysters.

Recipe is pretty simple: find some male cattle (they're the ones with horns), cut off their testies, deep fry in some cooking oil, salt/pepper to taste.

[Guru of Nothing]

My beautiful cousin (From Laker Land) is coming in to town for her mothers birthday and we're having a "no penis'" allowed party!

We're supposed to take our own food but I have absolutely no ideas on what to take. Do any of you have any simple recipe ideas? (that I can just take and won't have to cook it when I get to my cousins house) Maybe appetizers, or desserts...anything that will be great at a girls night in party. Please let me know! Thanks in advance.

And while she was here last summer during the playoffs we transformed her into a Spurs fan! We've been texting for the past hour about the Spurs/Lakers game tonight. She's not Laker corrupted! Woo!

PM me for recipes.

[Sonia_TX]

Go with the irony and bring some rocky mountain oysters.

Recipe is pretty simple: find some male cattle (they're the ones with horns), cut off their testies, deep fry in some cooking oil, salt/pepper to taste.

Gross. lol

PM me for recipes.

Do I even want to know?

[Guru of Nothing]

But seriously, dice some fruit - canteloupe, watermelon, honeydew, maybe a little pineapple - and coat with salt, fresh squeezed lime, and (YES!) chili powder.

I recommend dicing the fruit a little in advance, and coating with salt, lime juice and chili powder at the last minute.

Maybe bring some toothpicks.

[Sonia_TX]

i like Chili Powder and lime/lemon on my fruit... so that's good and EASY! lol Thanks...

Oh and Cool Whip is for the topping right? :P

[Guru of Nothing]

Oh and Cool Whip is for the topping right? :P

Now that you mention it ... you might be on to something.

[PM5K]

Do you need a stripper?

[The sone]

ill work security...yeah?

[Sonia_TX]

I actually thought about getting her a stripper... hmmm...