Crowd celebrating mandatory Keg stands
AttywoodCANCUN, Mexico (Reuters) - President George W. Bush reassured Mexican President Vicente Fox on Thursday he was committed to getting the U.S. Congress to approve broad immigration reforms, and then embarked from the dock at Fat Tuesday's for a three-hour "booze cruise."
Speaking after talks with Fox on the outdoor deck at Senor Frog's in this Mexican resort town, Bush told reporters: "I'm confident we can get a bill done." He also said he was confident that a 19-year-old co-ed from the University of Alabama, Heather, would emerge victorious in a wet T-shirt contest slated for later in the evening.
Bush praised Fox for pledging to do more to police the U.S.-Mexican border, and for doing less to police events such as the traditional "foam night" at Fat Tuesday's, at which young partygoers chug plastic yards of beer and simulate sex while covered in suds.
"I'm committed to having a comprehensive immigration bill on my desk, and by comprehensive I mean not only border security, but a bill that has a worker permit program in it," Bush said. He added that he was also committed to drinking 10 shots of tequila over the next 10 minutes.
Hosting both a North American summit and The Miss Hawaiian Tropic International Bikini Model Search, Fox said both border security and "scoring some chicks" for later in the evening was a shared responsibility and Mexico would do its part.
that is some great photoshoping!
^^About all he is capable of.
I'd like to thank all my fellow Cancoonies.
I had alot of fun drinkin' with my pals, but I assured them,
This was just pleasure.
And they must not get ahead of themseleves, because they are still
not welcome in America.
They tricked me, by the way.
Originally, I thought I was goin'
over there on a business venture; Mexi Co.
Turns out; it was just another country.
I said goodbye and told them I had to get back to work
and destroy the world.
I'm George W Bush and I approve this message
Bush pisses me off!
, I wish i knew W back in the day, by being friends with his rich ass I probably would have never had to pay for my own drinks! rock on Bush!
That's pretty funny.
or cocaine.
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