Porn star's offer to Bin Laden

[sa_butta]

Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden.


OMFG THAT IS UGLY AS , NOW WE WILL NEVER
FIND HIM.

The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job.

Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it.

"I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."

The blonde porn star, whose real name is Anna Ilona Staller, pointed out that Bin Laden could learn from Saddam Hussein's mistakes.

In the 1990s she offered herself to Saddam Hussein if he gave up dictatorship of Iraq, and added that if he had taken up her offer "who knows what might have happened."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1799211.html

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Yikes! If that's what passes for a porn star in Italy I'd hate to see what an ugly Italian woman looks like. But she does bring up a good point. America has arguably the finest adult entertainers in the world, and none of them have stepped up to the plate. I admire this woman's spirit and initiative but I'm going to admire it from very far away...with my eyes closed.

[Vashner]

Crazy italians.. they can't make up there mind who they want to fight with lol.

Didn't they go Nazi for a while in WWII?

[AlamoSpursFan]

[Pistons < Spurs]

[T-Pain]

All that Bin Laden would do is behead her.

Crazy italians.. they can't make up there mind who they want to fight with lol.

Didn't they go Nazi for a while in WWII?

Yes, at the start of WWII, Italy was allied with Nazi Germany under Mussolini until 1943 when the Italians were losing to the Allies. Then Germany took over Italy for a short time until Italy was liberated and then joined the side of the Allies until the end of the war.

[ALVAREZ6]

I admire this woman's spirit and initiative but I'm going to admire it from very far away...with my eyes closed.

I'm not going to admire it at all.

I bet she's doing this because she is desperate. I can't imagine someone who would touch her. She wants it, and she figured that she might as well have a good cause.


I think Bin Laden threw up when he found out about this.

[ORION]

I know I'm ready to give up my evils ways after that offer

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I'm not going to admire it at all.

I bet she's doing this because she is desperate. I can't imagine someone who would touch her. She wants it, and she figured that she might as well have a good cause.


I think Bin Laden threw up when he found out about this.

You never know. He doesn't mind doing high risk like living in a desert in war torn countries, and he loves getting himself on tape.

Or maybe Italy just jumped up a few spots on his target list.

[ALVAREZ6]

Or maybe Italy just jumped up a few spots on his target list.

I hope not.





Being Italian myself, that ugly, manly porn star embarasses me.

[CoolArrow]

Actually, I saw her in person in a live sex show about (showing my age here) 20 years ago in San Francisco. Obviously at 30 something she actually looked much better. However, much of her show consisted of "pissing" on the audience members. Luckily, I got there late and had to sit in the back.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I think she'd have better luck if she promised not to sleep with Bin Laden if he agrees to give himself up.

[Jekka]

I can't believe this woman is their biggest porn star - Italy is full of hot women, what the ? Even their female opera singers are gorgeous, like my favorite soprano Cecilia Bartoli -

[midgetonadonkey]

If I were dressed in drag I would look hotter than that chick.

[Juice]

Ewww.....yucky?

[TDMVPDPOY]

gtfo guy

[CosmicCowboy]

Yeah...she's gotta be in her 50's by now. She's actually pretty damn funny. She ran for some political office (parliment?) in Italy about 10-15 years ago and got elected.

[ALVAREZ6]

I think she'd have better luck if she promised not to sleep with Bin Laden if he agrees to give himself up.

Probably

[Darrin]

Ewww.....yucky?

[Horry For 3!]

Is that a guy or girl?

[Lebowski Brickowski]

Actually it worked....."Allied forces were able to track down Osama bin Laden when they tracked the unmistakable sound of retching mixed with uproarious laughter to a cave in Pakistan. Within, bin Laden was found reading an article about a 55 year old Italian porn star...."

[CosmicCowboy]

That snatch is so nasty it could kill the AID's virus. Seriously..she had unprotected sex in a movie with John Holmes two years after he was infected and didn't tell anyone. He's dead, she's not.

[Marklar MM]

That is definitely a man.

[Slomo]

That is definitely a man.

Unfortunately you are wrong.

She has made a ton of porn movies and was never very shy. Of course it was many years ago, but unfortunately I can't say she was hot when she was younger ('cause she wasn't).

The other funny part was that she got elected in the Italian parliament, a fact that we are being reminded a lot lately since the Italian just elected a transexual into the parliament las Sunday.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Ewww.....yucky?

Even the airbrushed publicity shot is a little frightening.