How do you say "D'oh!" in German?

[ShoogarBear]

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Retiree flushes cash down toilet

Thursday, April 20, 2006; Posted: 10:06 a.m. EDT (14:06 GMT)

BERLIN, Germany (AP) -- A retiree in northern Germany flushed about 30,000 marks (euro15,300, US$18,900) down the toilet, believing the old bank notes were worthless, police said.

Officials were alerted by a blocked pipe in the northern city of Kiel. A cleaning company employee extracted soggy bundles of bank notes, but more money got away as the water started flowing again.

Investigators then discovered that the retiree had reported a blocked pipe at his house the same day. They visited the "slightly bewildered" man at his apartment and he confirmed that he had flushed the money away, a police statement issued late Wednesday said.

The 64-year-old "was of the opinion that mark notes no longer had any value," it added. He still had another 30,000 marks at the apartment, as well as euro14,000 (US$17,300) in euro bills.

Police accompanied the retiree to a bank, where he deposited the money.

Euro notes and coins replaced 12 national currencies in 2002. Europeans can still exchange the old money at their central banks.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I believe it translates to "Nowitzki".

[Melmart1]

David Hasselhoff will not be pleased!