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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet
    May 02 5:41 PM US/Eastern
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    SALISBURY, Md.

    A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.

    The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.

    "The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."

    Rantz said the man was treated and released.

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    The Usual Suspect
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    This supposedly happened not too long ago, too, at a Home Depot. Makes me wonder who's putting the glue on the toilet seats.

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    that has to suck

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    Damn Thats A Good Idea

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    always always put paper down !

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    always always put paper down !

    *DING* *DING**DING*

    Easily prevented

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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    reminds me of the time that orion caught hypno germs in branson cause he didnt wipe the seat, he had to go really bad

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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    reminds me of the time that orion caught hypno germs in branson cause he didnt wipe the seat, he had to go really bad
    that is a lie and you are a liar for saying that, tell him I've never been to Branson. I don't even know Charles Branson

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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    orion had a bad batch of ribs that night...he made me kick the bathroom door open

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    that is a lie and you are a liar for saying that, tell him I've never been to Branson. I don't even know Charles Branson
    He's Never Been There !

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    I always inspect the seat for anything I wouldn't want my ass to touch. If the seat appears clean, then paper is applied before my hiney hits it. There is no way I'm throwing my booty down on a seat that has glue on it! That's just sad.

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    This supposedly happened not too long ago, too, at a Home Depot. Makes me wonder who's putting the glue on the toilet seats.


    Tell no one of the bandito's terrorisms or you will be next!

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    I do not put paper down. If the seat looks clean that is good enough for me.

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    Always wipe the seat. They always covered with dried piss anyway...

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