Juicy witness from pistons board

[detpistonsff7]

This is hilarious


For those of you who are Notorious B.I.G. fans, I hope you like this. I did some lyrical changes to Biggie's song "JUICY" from his first album, "Ready to Die." Ode to LeBron James and his Nike "WITNESS" campaign. Link to the original lyrics at the bottom. I hope you enjoy.


JUICY WITNESS

It was all a DREAM
He’s the superstar of the team
Red carpets, commercials and stretch hummer limousines

His Nike posters on every wall
Every Cleveland kid’s next “messiah” of NBA basketball

He lets his game talk until the game stops
Playing against Detroit, his star is about to drop

Way back, when it was against those big hacks
from Washington, and Arenas couldn’t take the smack …

Remember missed free throoooows and Damon Jooooones
They never thought that the Cavs could get rolled by the Stones

Now he’s in the big show against Big Ben’s big fro
Time to just lose, go fishing with Larry Hughes

Born savior, and David Stern’s favorite player
Remember a few years back when Vinsanity was the flavor?

Peace to Air Jordan, Magic Johnson, and Larry Legend
Zeke and the Bad Boys, and all the greats I forget to mention

LeBron will lose, so just say goodbye
"Witness" this, cuz, the “BALL DON’T LIE!”

And, if you don’t know, now you know, WITNESS …



You know very well … you’re gonna lose
It's been a nice lil’ ride
Just cry inside
You had a goal … but now, nowhere to go
NBA champs aren’t led by guys named Eric Snow



He made the change from the great “King” James
To getting punked by a “Prince,” isn’t that kinda strange?

But, he’s far from bad, he’s still skilled, and gracious in defeat
Blowout ... the King takes a seat

Can't take the heat, the Cavs are funny
Their fans still think they’re money
Nice to look at but still get used like a Playboy bunny

They never thought this could happen, get slapped and stuffed
They were too used to seeing Bron act tough

But Pistons play him close like butter plays toast
rejected by Tay, the ball right back in his nose

Lane closed by Rasheed, a block by Big Ben
When will it end? Now he’s 3-for-10

Witness this, young Cavalier
Knocking LeBron flat, on his royal James rear

Playin, lay-ins, another drive to the hole
Down 30--WHOA!--with a quarter to go

A hype machine, Nike gave a good try
You’re all witnesses, “THE BALL DON’T LIE”

And, if you don’t know, now you know, WITNESS …

[tiecg1]

you should post it on the pistons board