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A few come to mind!
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PSSSSSSSSSST ! Dan....they're talking about you again!
George W. Bush and Cheney are on the campign trail in Colorado. They walk into a diner, sit down and check out the menu... A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"
The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.
Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill millions of Iraqis and one blonde with big s.
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big s? Why kill a blonde with big s?
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass, I told you no one would worry about the millions of Iraqis!"
What's a "campign"?
President Bush, Senator John Forbes Kerry, Los Angeles Lakers Kobe Bryant, Senator Hillary Clinton, and a 12 year-old school boy all improbably end up on a small airplane together.
Suddenly the engine quits and the pilot announces that the plane is crashing. He regretfully informs the passengers there are only 4 parachutes among them so they'll have to decide which will stay behind to ride the plane down with him.
Kobe Bryant immediately jumps out of his seat, grabs a parachute, says, "I'm worth too much to the Lakers -- I'm outta here!" He promptly straps on the 'chute and jumps from the plane.
Next, Senator Hillary Clinton jumps from her seat and, strapping on a 'chute, announces, "I'm the smartest woman in the world! The country cannot survive without me!" After which she bails.
Senator Kerry sheepishly skulks to the parachutes and, saying "I'm going to be the next President," straps it on and flings himself through the door opening.
President Bush looks at the only other remaining passenger, the 12 year-old boy, and says, "You know, I've lived a good life and there's no one person, me included, that is more vital and necessary to the United States of America than our nation's youth. Besides, I vowed to leave no child behind. You take the last parachute and I'll stay back with the pilot to see this ride through to the end."
The boy, with a big grin on his face said, "Nah, Mr. President, let's both jump...the 'smartest' woman in the world just left the plane with my backpack strapped to her."
[You know, if only someone would do us a favor and call Theresa Heinz-Kerry the "smartest woman in the world," we could update this joke.]
You could have at least left Kerry with the backpack.
Yeah, but he only claims to be sophisticated, nuanced, and French-like...not "the smartest" as was claimed by Hitlary a few years back...where the joke got its genesis.You could have at least left Kerry with the backpack.
I supposed if I'd thought some more, I could have reconciled it for you.
I remember that joke when "President Bush" was "The Pope" and when I was 11 years old.President Bush, Senator John Forbes Kerry, Los Angeles Lakers Kobe Bryant, Senator Hillary Clinton, and a 12 year-old school boy all improbably end up on a small airplane together.
Suddenly the engine quits and the pilot announces that the plane is crashing. He regretfully informs the passengers there are only 4 parachutes among them so they'll have to decide which will stay behind to ride the plane down with him.
Kobe Bryant immediately jumps out of his seat, grabs a parachute, says, "I'm worth too much to the Lakers -- I'm outta here!" He promptly straps on the 'chute and jumps from the plane.
Next, Senator Hillary Clinton jumps from her seat and, strapping on a 'chute, announces, "I'm the smartest woman in the world! The country cannot survive without me!" After which she bails.
Senator Kerry sheepishly skulks to the parachutes and, saying "I'm going to be the next President," straps it on and flings himself through the door opening.
President Bush looks at the only other remaining passenger, the 12 year-old boy, and says, "You know, I've lived a good life and there's no one person, me included, that is more vital and necessary to the United States of America than our nation's youth. Besides, I vowed to leave no child behind. You take the last parachute and I'll stay back with the pilot to see this ride through to the end."
The boy, with a big grin on his face said, "Nah, Mr. President, let's both jump...the 'smartest' woman in the world just left the plane with my backpack strapped to her."
[You know, if only someone would do us a favor and call Theresa Heinz-Kerry the "smartest woman in the world," we could update this joke.
Wake up America!!
Do you really want 4 more years of this?
If so, go ahead and be duped again. Your grandkids will thank you for it.
So what part of the thread le didn't you get?Wake up America!!
Do you really want 4 more years of this?
If so, go ahead and be duped again. Your grandkids will thank you for it.
Well Clint, until you and your party come with someone better(Kerry=worst possible choice), there is little to make a choice over.Wake up America!!
Do you really want 4 more years of this?
If so, go ahead and be duped again. Your grandkids will thank you for it.
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