Old Rooster vs. Young Rooster

[Crookshanks]

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "beat it, you're washed up and I am taking over."

The old rooster says, "I'll tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins get the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs and says, "you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch and the young rooster has closed the gap. He's only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "damn, third gay rooster I bought this month!"

Moral of the story - Don't mess with the OLD Farts - age, skill, and treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!

GO SPURS - BEAT THOSE DAMN YOUNG ROOSTERS!!!

[cherylsteele]

^^

[twincam]

classic story

[1Parker1]

Cute.

[Finley]

Lmao... Yes Us Old Roosters Have More Experience

[ShoogarBear]

I will have to make sure there are no farmers around when I race Jim.

[Melmart1]

Honestly? With all the typos in thread les, I thought that person who started the thread meant to put 'rosters' instead of 'roosters'. I thought this was gonne be another thread about how old the Spurs are.