Did you ever know that your my hero?
YES.
Sorry
Should I Have Put It In The Quattro?
How can I be owned by someone who has a pic of wolverine with a hard-on?
It's not a wolverine. It's Alf.
SORRYNOT Alf with a hard on.
damn, i just scrolled down past the picture, but you actually looked at it long enough to see a hard on.
pathetic.
Ok, I'll play...
What do you get when you fall in love?
an embarrasing rash in the nether regions...(at least, if you're looking for love in all the wrong places.)![]()
Ahh s**t, you done f**ked up now
You done put two of America's
Most wanted in the same
Motherf**kin place at the same Motherf**kin time?
Answer:
Whoops.
WHy do fools Fall in Love??
porque the bandito es un Hombre MUY GUAPO!!!
Mona: (singing "Blowin' with the Wind" with Lisa) How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man....
Homer: (interrupts out of nowhere) Mmmmmm....Seven?
Lisa: No Dad, it's a rhetorical question.
Homer: (trying to think) Rhetorical, ey....Eight?
Lisa: Do you even know what 'rhetorical' means?
Homer: Do I know what "rhetorical" means?
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