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    Ball Don't Lie
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    Man, did you hear about this? Is this true?


    SAN ANTONIO—Manu Ginobili oversold his attempt to get Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki called for a charging foul in the third quarter of Game 5 Wednesday, according to teammates, opposing players, and frustrated emergency medical personnel who grudgingly carried off the Spurs shooting guard in a stretcher despite the fact that he was clearly still breathing. "We kept shaking his shoulder and telling him, 'Manu, wake up, we got the ball back,' but he just kept lying there for a good five minutes," said teammate Tony Parker, adding that Ginobili was unresponsive to loud shouts in his ear and showed no signs of movement except a slight smirk after Tim Duncan pried his right eyelid open. "I guess maybe he thought that if the ref saw that he was really still alive, he might reverse the call. It's too bad he had to miss the rest of the game when he was taken to the hospital." NBA analysts say are calling this incident the most extreme case of flopping since 1992, when Vlade Divac, who was hiding a razor in his wristband, surrep iously sliced his supraorbital vein and bled to death after drawing minor contact with the Clippers' Danny Manning.
























    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48683

    Ok, it's the Onion. But it's still "news"

    Just trying to loosen ya'll up. We all need it tonight. Good luck Spurs! Piston fans cheering you on!

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    Good this evens the terry.

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    Good this evens the terry.
    Classic Mav fan.

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    Good this evens the terry.


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    Glad he is gone but 2 wrongs don't make a right.

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    Go to baselinebums.com NASpurs's Avatar
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    Holy , this proves Mavs' fans are morons.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Glad he is gone but 2 wrongs don't make a right.


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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    Glad he is gone but 2 wrongs don't make a right.
    You guys really need to stop.

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    Glad he is gone but 2 wrongs don't make a right.


    This thread is an instant classic.

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    Glad he is gone but 2 wrongs don't make a right.


    Mavs fans have got to be the biggest idiots we have ever seen in here...

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    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    f'n morons.......

    Mavs fans never disappoint.

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    I Thought They Might Be A little Stupid... But What Are The Odds... I Was Wrong

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    Holy , this proves Mavs' fans are morons.



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    Mahinmi in ? picnroll's Avatar
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    Terrible, terrible news. Get well soon Manu.







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    Glad he is gone but 2 wrongs don't make a right.
    OMG.


    HL&S GRAND PRIZE WINNER.

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    Johny! Tell Him What Hes Won..!!

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    When I read the thread le, I was about to have dear old Pop committed.

    You guys are bad!

    (now )
    Last edited by angel_luv; 05-19-2006 at 04:20 PM. Reason: To clarify so you know I smelled an Onion when I saw the article. :)

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    Put this in the Classics now before these idiots try to go back and change their posts..

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    Believe. CubanMustGo's Avatar
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    Johny! Tell Him What Hes Won..!!
    My pleasure! Congratulations, MAVSFAN1000, you have won an all-expense paid fishing trip courtesy of Mark Cuban and the NBA! You've also won a lovely parting gift:


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    More Power to Me Despot's Avatar
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    I bet they are all calling up their friends telling them the news.

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    This Needs To Be Stickied... Everyone Is Always Saying How I Shouldnt Stereotype, But Mavs Fans Have Proved Themselves To Be ing Idiots Time And Time Again

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    Freakin morons

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    Mahinmi in ? picnroll's Avatar
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    Johny! Tell Him What Hes Won..!!
    Well Ed, we were going to give him the home lobotomy kit but apparently he already has one.

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    Believe.
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    I bet they are all calling up their friends telling them the news.
    Wrong... They Still Dont Know What We're Laughing About... They're Looking At The Screen Like

    "I Don't Get It? Where The Joke? Ginobili Isn't Playing And Their Laughing About It?"

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