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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    1. HER DIARY

    Monday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.

    I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

    Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

    I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

    On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too.

    When we got home I felt as if had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. he seemed distant and absent.

    Finally I decided to go to bed, about 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts where somewhere else.

    I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.

    I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do, I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


    SCAN DOWN












    2 - Batman's Journal

    Today the Spurs lost, but at least I got laid

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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    What so your the Jinx.?... doing it instead of watching game...

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    Believe. Dumbass's Avatar
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    So what happened to the guy in the story?

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    Penthouse Forum for members.

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    Uhhh....Ok... ????

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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    No one got the joke.

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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    I dont know if they could comprehend it....

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    Faith. McKenzie's Avatar
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    Venus and Mars and all that stuff.

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    Injured Reserve Vashner's Avatar
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    I dont know if they could comprehend it....
    Since I have not been laid since Nov 14th 2005 .. I choose not to comprehend it

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    2 - Batman's Journal

    Today the Spurs lost, but at least I got laid




    No one got the joke.


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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    No one got the joke.
    Sounds to me like the chick got the joke.

    WTF, bat, you mean you didn't watch the game?

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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    Sounds to me like the chick got the joke.

    WTF, bat, you mean you didn't watch the game?

    He met up with her and banged her after the game is what I assume from the story.

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    That's why I love marriage..win or lose...I get laid.

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    Chopper Ed Helicopter Jones's Avatar
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaoldassinternetjokehahaha

    hahahaamendedslightlybybatmanandpeoplethinkitsfunn yhahahaitsgoodtoknowIdontneedtobecreativeinmyhumor butcanjustgoandstealotherpeoplesmaterialforacheapl aughhahahahahahahaha

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaoldassinternetjokehahaha

    hahahaamendedslightlybybatmanandpeoplethinkitsfunn yhahahaitsgoodtoknowIdontneedtobecreativeinmyhumor butcanjustgoandstealotherpeoplesmaterialforacheapl aughhahahahahahahaha


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    Straight Forward PM5K's Avatar
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    Too funny.....

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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaoldassinternetjokehahaha

    hahahaamendedslightlybybatmanandpeoplethinkitsfunn yhahahaitsgoodtoknowIdontneedtobecreativeinmyhumor butcanjustgoandstealotherpeoplesmaterialforacheapl aughhahahahahahahaha


    Yeah it's one of those "forward" email jokes that I hate getting. But it was funny at least.

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    I love the 80's! Old School Chic's Avatar
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    That's why I love marriage..win or lose...I get laid.

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    That's why I love marriage..win or lose...I get laid.
    damn straight.

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    Seeking the quiet mind desflood's Avatar
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    That's why I love marriage..win or lose...I get laid.
    Bingo!

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    You Belinelli Believe It! dougp's Avatar
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    This was a riot batman - lol

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