At that point they don't care who they insult cause they know they won't be able to get 'any' regardless of how nice or mean they are....
As I was walking out of convenient store with my Ocean Spray white cranberry juice this old man says,
"Hey, I like your shirt".
Hmm. "Thanks"
"And I like your boobs".
Ugh. " you!"
Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?
At that point they don't care who they insult cause they know they won't be able to get 'any' regardless of how nice or mean they are....
You must have got his juices flowing.
They think people will think they are cute. They're not.
I would think that was a compliment![]()
Damn, the nerve!
Shoog, you wanna take this one?Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?
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And the old man said "boobs". It would have been better if he called them "boobies". I have no idea why, though, it just would have.
Dirty Old Men =![]()
this thread needs pictures.
I can't wait until I become a dirty old man.
So obvious, because men that age just might get suprised one day.
Its the law of averages, if he does that to every chick he sees, 1 out of 1000 might just reply "Want to see?"
Youre number 486. Grats.
Old women are pretty nasty too.... when I used to work at HEB I was doing a carryout for an older african-american lady. She had a lot of groceries and she offered to tip me. I said no thanks and she kept on inisting. She finally took the money, reached into my front pocket and stuffed it there... but before she took her hand out, I you not.. she grabbed my junk for a sec..... : /
girls lift their shirts all the time for money
he might have thought you would say 20 bucks I lift my shirt
$50 I take bra off in bathroom come back and lift my shirt up
WTF???? IN what world does this happen "all the time"?
"Girls Gone Wild".
THAT world!
Guys are dirty from the time they hit puberty, until they are placed in the casket....there is no difference betw old men and young men.
I can not believe no young man has told you, you have a nice set of ta ta's before.... , I think I have told everyone in here that that has shown their bras in here, that they have a nice rack.
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Was that you?![]()
Hahaha
Did this actually happen? I wish people would compliment my anatomy. =(
He's a real sweetheart, isn't he.
I'm sure there are other Anna Nicole Smith's out there.
And let's also hope that they DON'T make stupid television shows about themselves!
WTF? I'm an old woman...I was applauding old women everywhere!![]()
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