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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    As I was walking out of convenient store with my Ocean Spray white cranberry juice this old man says,
    "Hey, I like your shirt".
    Hmm. "Thanks"
    "And I like your boobs".
    Ugh. " you!"

    Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?

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    Corpus Christi Spurs Fan Phenomanul's Avatar
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    As I was walking out of convenient store with my Ocean Spray white cranberry juice this old man says,
    "Hey, I like your shirt".
    Hmm. "Thanks"
    "And I like your boobs".
    Ugh. " you!"

    Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?

    At that point they don't care who they insult cause they know they won't be able to get 'any' regardless of how nice or mean they are....

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Dayum.

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    My juices are flowing! JackLalanne's Avatar
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    You must have got his juices flowing.

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    The Usual Suspect
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    Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?
    They think people will think they are cute. They're not.

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    Ain't over 'till its over MaNuMaNiAc's Avatar
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    As I was walking out of convenient store with my Ocean Spray white cranberry juice this old man says,
    "Hey, I like your shirt".
    Hmm. "Thanks"
    "And I like your boobs".
    Ugh. " you!"

    Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?
    I would think that was a compliment

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    PhillyGirl 1Parker1's Avatar
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    As I was walking out of convenient store with my Ocean Spray white cranberry juice this old man says,
    "Hey, I like your shirt".
    Hmm. "Thanks"
    "And I like your boobs".
    Ugh. " you!"

    Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?
    Damn, the nerve!

    Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?
    Shoog, you wanna take this one?


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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    And the old man said "boobs". It would have been better if he called them "boobies". I have no idea why, though, it just would have.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Dirty Old Men =

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    this thread needs pictures.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I can't wait until I become a dirty old man.

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    Live by what you Speak. DarkReign's Avatar
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    So obvious, because men that age just might get suprised one day.

    Its the law of averages, if he does that to every chick he sees, 1 out of 1000 might just reply "Want to see?"

    Youre number 486. Grats.

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Old women are pretty nasty too.... when I used to work at HEB I was doing a carryout for an older african-american lady. She had a lot of groceries and she offered to tip me. I said no thanks and she kept on inisting. She finally took the money, reached into my front pocket and stuffed it there... but before she took her hand out, I you not.. she grabbed my junk for a sec..... : /

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    girls lift their shirts all the time for money
    he might have thought you would say 20 bucks I lift my shirt
    $50 I take bra off in bathroom come back and lift my shirt up

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    You can't handle The Truth TheTruth's Avatar
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    girls lift their shirts all the time for money
    he might have thought you would say 20 bucks I lift my shirt
    $50 I take bra off in bathroom come back and lift my shirt up
    WTF???? IN what world does this happen "all the time"?

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    The Usual Suspect
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    Old women are pretty nasty too.... when I used to work at HEB I was doing a carryout for an older african-american lady. She had a lot of groceries and she offered to tip me. I said no thanks and she kept on inisting. She finally took the money, reached into my front pocket and stuffed it there... but before she took her hand out, I you not.. she grabbed my junk for a sec..... : /

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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    WTF???? IN what world does this happen "all the time"?
    "Girls Gone Wild".
    THAT world!

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    Nostradamas Jr.
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    Guys are dirty from the time they hit puberty, until they are placed in the casket....there is no difference betw old men and young men.

    I can not believe no young man has told you, you have a nice set of ta ta's before.... , I think I have told everyone in here that that has shown their bras in here, that they have a nice rack.


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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Hahaha


    Did this actually happen? I wish people would compliment my anatomy. =(

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    I thought this thread was about ShoogarBear...
    He's a real sweetheart, isn't he.

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    Spammich Spam's Avatar
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    So obvious, because men that age just might get suprised one day.

    Its the law of averages, if he does that to every chick he sees, 1 out of 1000 might just reply "Want to see?"

    Youre number 486. Grats.
    I'm sure there are other Anna Nicole Smith's out there.

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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    I'm sure there are other Anna Nicole Smith's out there.
    And let's also hope that they DON'T make stupid television shows about themselves!

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    The Usual Suspect
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    WTF? I'm an old woman...I was applauding old women everywhere!

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