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    Doesn't that make sense to you, or is your brain that dumb that you can't even get that? pussyface's Avatar
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    ...author of the book "The Coming of Tan."
    At the age of 11, near the St. Francis river, this guy was abducted by friendly aliens. Since that time they come back to visit him every 11 years.

    He has only an 8th grade education but speaks like an intellectual because the aliens downloaded knowledge into that big ol' head a his.

    Gotta check him out at www.thecomingoftan.com

    He is currently the greatest and most entertaining member of the mass media.

    Any other Riley lovers?

    In closing, oh qua tangin wan
    quansa, lojiwan

    Support your Biaviians, beware of Targzissians (they are clearly reptillian).
    Buy up his books and symbols, you'll love it.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    hahaha

    Riley Martin kicks ass. I love when Stern busts his balls.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    uhhhh....

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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    I thought I recognized that name from when I used to listen to Howard.
    What a tosspot.

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    Doesn't that make sense to you, or is your brain that dumb that you can't even get that? pussyface's Avatar
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    listen man...uhhh...the screed is going to attack within 205 days if we don't collectively get our minds right..uhh... and things of this nature, you understand?

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    Doesn't that make sense to you, or is your brain that dumb that you can't even get that? pussyface's Avatar
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    oh my god... i take everything bad i ever said about you back buddy

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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    you think they sell uranium at your local grocer?

    anyhow... we can't supply the correct number of jigowatts.

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    Doesn't that make sense to you, or is your brain that dumb that you can't even get that? pussyface's Avatar
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    el pimpo...are you new to riley's world?
    if so, what are your thoughts on this guy and his superior brand of bull ?

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    His radio show is great.

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    Doesn't that make sense to you, or is your brain that dumb that you can't even get that? pussyface's Avatar
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    just the fact that you've heard him on the radio and think he's funny gives me hope that you might be a much cooler person than what I had you pegged for.

    ...obviously, i don't think any of us are buying what riley's selling.
    but, my god, he is one of an entertainer, give the man his due...

    ps: what is your favorite alien species: targzissians, screed/insectillians ("smart bugs"), or Biaviians (the safe answer)?

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    O-Qua Tangin Wann

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