Need advice for comebacks at Mav fans....

**ctermu** · 06-09-2006

Living in Dallas, all my friends and coworkers are so proud of their Mavs. They especially try to rub it in my face that they're winning in the playoffs(although I've done the same to them for the past decade). So what would you guys use as a quick comeback when they brag about their being in the championship?

I usually tell them that "they need 3 championships to catch up to the Spurs." They don't usually have a comeback for that, but what else would you guys tell them?

**Amarelooms** · 06-09-2006

Originally Posted by ctermu

Living in Dallas, all my friends and coworkers are so proud of their Mavs. They especially try to rub it in my face that they're winning in the playoffs(although I've done the same to them for the past decade). So what would you guys use as a quick comeback when they brag about their being in the championship?

I usually tell them that "they need 3 championships to catch up to the Spurs." They don't usually have a comeback for that, but what else would you guys tell them?

Ummm growup.....so sad.

**leemajors** · 06-09-2006

tell them congratulations on beating the spurs. not giving them the response they want will probably stunt most of their taunting. taunting people who aren't mad or ashamed when their teams lose is no fun. a manager at my old job was a huge OU fan, i tried to rag on him a couple of times, but gave up when his reponse was always - "well we sucked for so long i'm still just happy we actually won the le a few years ago." he was so good natured about it i quickly gave up and talked stros baseball with him instead, we were both fans.

**ChumpDumper** · 06-09-2006

I would tell them congratulations and good luck.

**Kori Ellis** · 06-09-2006

Tell them good luck in the Finals and you are looking forward to the Mavs-Spurs matchup next year.

Spurs lost.

There's not much else you can say.

**SPARKY** · 06-09-2006

Originally Posted by ctermu

Living in Dallas, all my friends and coworkers are so proud of their Mavs. They especially try to rub it in my face that they're winning in the playoffs(although I've done the same to them for the past decade). So what would you guys use as a quick comeback when they brag about their being in the championship?

I usually tell them that "they need 3 championships to catch up to the Spurs." They don't usually have a comeback for that, but what else would you guys tell them?

Find new friends and a new job.

Other than that, how about "what took you gimps so long?" or the ever popular "have you finished the project I assigned you?"

**rayray2k8** · 06-09-2006

Tell them that it took a spur to beat the spurs.

But really it sounds like you work at a fast food place.

**G-Nob** · 06-09-2006

Tell them to never underestimate the heart of an inconsistant referee.

**timvp** · 06-09-2006

Blame the refs and tell them you are finished watching the NBA. If that doesn't work hang up a poster of T.O. in a Heat jersey.

**ShoogarBear** · 06-09-2006

Ask them if Cuban is a tight fit.

**ALVAREZ6** · 06-09-2006

3 - 0

**TheSanityAnnex** · 06-09-2006

Hey 2kDre-

I agree with that one.

**Obstructed_View** · 06-09-2006

Tell them congratulations and then ask them what it's like not to have the opponent accuse you of cheating every time they lose.

**TheSanityAnnex** · 06-09-2006

I agree with you again 2kDre

**gospursgojas** · 06-09-2006

Pee in thier coffee

**Spurologist** · 06-09-2006

Tell them running a small ball lineup will continuously led to jobs in the playoffs.

Good luck to the mavs. They played better.

**baseline bum** · 06-09-2006

Tell them Mark Cuban sucks donkey and no hetero male would ever live with Rodman.

**lilmads** · 06-09-2006

Originally Posted by gospursgojas

Pee in thier coffee

**DubMcDub** · 06-09-2006

Originally Posted by Obstructed_View

Tell them congratulations and then ask them what it's like not to have the opponent accuse you of cheating every time they lose.

Perhaps you have an "obstructed view" of the hundreds of posts from Spurs fans ing about how the Mavericks didn't really win and were handed the series by the refs?

**Holmes_Fans** · 06-09-2006

Don't use the 3 championship things. That's like what cowboy fans said when they started losing, "but uhhhhhhhh we won 3 superbowls." Really doesn't mean because that didn't happen this seasonm all the matters right now is this season.

**pussyface** · 06-09-2006

yeah, it seems like just whining and blaming the refs is your best bet.

you can also say that in your head, the Spurs are still the better team.

**Shank** · 06-09-2006

Originally Posted by gospursgojas

Pee in thier butts

**SPARKY** · 06-09-2006

Originally Posted by Holmes_Fans

Don't use the 3 championship things. That's like what cowboy fans said when they started losing, "but uhhhhhhhh we won 3 superbowls." Really doesn't mean because that didn't happen this seasonm all the matters right now is this season.

'cept it wasn't during the first Clinton administration that the Spurs won their last le. Nice try.

**ctermu** · 06-10-2006

Originally Posted by Amarelooms

Ummm growup.....so sad.

Rash judgement and condescion befit you!

**Solid D** · 06-10-2006

The Spurs didn't lose...they just didn't win.

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