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Man, this Pink girl sure is hot.
Seeing as how Karl Rove is busy creating more "End the World" plans,
Can anyone help me respond to her letter?
Dear Mr. President
God Bless America
Alright fellas, I now have my response to Pink.
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Dear Pink,
Thank you for your kind letter, I read it very carefully,
What was your question by the way?
And why did your daddy name you Pink anyway?
I know what it must be like for you.
I get protesters always hollerin' "Yella" at me, all the time.
I like Pink, by the way. It's one of my favorite crayolas.
And if we want to continue to live in a nation that allows us to buy crayolas and coloring books, then we must fight the enemy where he hides and protect America.
You see, there are so called "evil crayola destroyers" that hate us for our freedom, so we must hunt them down and win the war on terra.
I hope you are satisfied with my response as I have spent all of 2 minutes workin' on it.
Thank you Pink and to all the other colors in the Crayola family,
Your self-elected President,
George W Bush
P.S.
And by the way, Clinton did it.
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I'm George W Bush and I approve this letter.
