If Dallas loses tonight, how will you...

[Brutalis]

celebrate?

I'll kick some beers back and laugh at the choke job. You?

[1Parker1]

I'll have to proclaim myself a Cuban disciple

[Obstructed_View]

I live in Dallas so I'll probably go outside and scream just to piss of the neighbors that suddenly have Mavericks signs in their yards.

[J.T.]

I'll preorder the Heat Champs hat and then go on ebay and buy me an authentic Wade jersey. I like their red road jersey, but I'll buy whichever color he's wearing tonight.

[MadDog73]

I'll jump up and down, point at a crying Cuban, and laugh "In your face!"

Then I'll slowly realize that Gary Payton and Antoine Walker have NBA Rings now, and prepare for the apocalypse.

Face it, Spurs fans, there's no way for this to end well.

[Obstructed_View]

Then I'll come back here and enjoy the complete lack of Mavericks fans, outside of Mavsfan1000, who'll be here saying "see, I told you we wouldn't win. The calls were bull ."

[pache100]

celebrate?

I'll just have a good belly laugh and go to sleep and have sweet dreams of Avery crying and Cuban choking on his own vitriol.

Then I'll slowly realize that Gary Payton and Antoine Walker have NBA Rings now, and prepare for the apocalypse.

Face it, Spurs fans, there's no way for this to end well.

Ain't that the truth?

[Jimcs50]

I will call Tim Duncan and tell him that Shaq has 4 rings and ask him what he is going to do about it.

[Jimcs50]

Actually, I will not even know, since I have not watched even one second of bball since the Spurs got beat.

[Brutalis]

I will call Tim Duncan and tell him that Shaq has 4 rings and ask him what he is going to do about it.

best one yet

[J.T.]

I will call Tim Duncan and tell him that Shaq has 4 rings and ask him what he is going to do about it.

That is pretty ty. But at least Shaq won't get 4 Finals MVPs before Tim. Once we take it back next year, Duncan will have Shaq beat again.

But it's better than Dirk the Vagina and Avery the Whiner getting a ring I think.

[1Parker1]

I'll jump up and down, point at a crying Cuban, and laugh "In your face!"

Then I'll slowly realize that Gary Payton and Antoine Walker have NBA Rings now, and prepare for the apocalypse.

Face it, Spurs fans, there's no way for this to end well.

Exactly!

[DarrinS]

Teach my 3 yr old how to say " YOU CUBAN"!


Just kidding. I'll knock over my stationary bike.

[ICE3000]

DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE

[MadDog73]

Teach my 3 yr old how to say " YOU CUBAN"!

(For those who don't get it, read Cuban's blog. He basically is proud he's teaching his 3 yr old son cuss words... and all I could think was "Great, he'll grow up with even less class then Cuban!")

[FUCKMARKCUBAN]

i will make a new cartoon, post it.....and then take a smoke and beer break all while laughing my ass off at cubans fatass head crying and complaining about the refs while the heat are hoisting the larry obrian trophy. it i hate both teams with a passion.

there just aint room to like more then one team at a time and who better to like then the real champions the SPURS! long live the SPURS 2007!

[Stahlkugeln]

Zuerst tue ich irgendeinen bayerischen stomping Stuhl. Dann werfe ich zurück einige Bitburger Pints und piss dann auf einer Abbildung des Mark Cuban. Schließlich rufe ich eine gelegentliche Telefonnummer in Dallas auf und frage in meiner besten Avery Johnson Stimme ", wo sind meine Fächer?"

[FUCKMARKCUBAN]

Zuerst tue ich irgendeinen bayerischen stomping Stuhl. Dann werfe ich zurück einige Bitburger Pints und piss dann auf einer Abbildung des Markierung Kubaners. Schließlich rufe ich eine gelegentliche Telefonnummer in Dallas auf und frage in meiner besten Avery Johnson Stimme ", wo sind meine Fächer?"

you in piece of .... where the do you think you are man?

its funny you can read in english but are too cool to type in english. off dirk!

[Stahlkugeln]

you in piece of .... where the do you think you are man?

its funny you can read in english but are too cool to type in english. off dirk!

Saugen Sie meine Männlichkeit Sie dumbass. Wenn Sie wußten, was ich sagte, würden Sie wie ein girlie Mann lachen.

[FUCKMARKCUBAN]

Saugen Sie meine Männlichkeit Sie dumbass. Wenn Sie wußten, was ich sagte, würden Sie wie ein girlie Mann lachen.

ah i understood dumbass but cant decipher the garbage you speak of.... let me try though.


Sorry mav fans, coaches, players, and cuban.... we had a good run but seeing as we have a dumbass not only in our coaching staff, players, fans, or owner we will not be celebrating the victory of the finals. Yes it is true dallas sucks and everyone who thinks otherwise are just stupid dumbasses. PS: Dirk is a girlie man lachen.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I wouldn't say that I'd celebrate but I would sigh a big sigh of relief. I know one Heat fan, and a dozen Mavs fans. Better to listen to 1 idiot than a dozen, although it could mean that about half of my office staff would be swinging from their shower rods along with Mouse.

[Pistons < Spurs]

I'll probably punch a hole in one of my walls.


Have the Mavs really left such a dirty taste in your mouths that you really want Shaq, Zo, Wlaker, Payton etc to get a ring?

You'll have to hear about Shaq promising the city of Miami a 'ship 3 years ago, and getting it done.

He'll drop a few stupid one liners about how great he is.

He'll drop a few poorly disguised jabs at Kobe procaliming Wade is Super Man, Spider Man and Green Lantern all rolled inot one.


We'll hear endless stories about Zo and his kidneys. How hard he fought to get back. How wonderful he's been to the city of Miami.

And you'll probably get a mental picture stuck in your head of him flexing after some play during the win.

As much as I like Wade's abilities, I don't know how much more of his theatrics I can stand. Biggest Diva in the L.

We'll hear about the terrific career of one Gary Payton. About him following Shaq and chasing a ring. His acceptance of playing a role as opposed to being the man.

Walker and his shimmy shake......do we really need to se it? Do you really want this schmuck to be considered an NBA Champion?

What about White 'you ain't writing nothin homeboy' Chocolate. A Champion?

IMO this team is just so full of miscreants that I find no way possible to root for them.

And please let's not hear for the whole summer how wonderful Pat Riley is....

I understand that the Mavs are divisional and conference foes, and that they were the ones to knock you all out this year.........but do you really want the Heat to win?





I have to root for the lesser of 2 evils:


GO MAVS!

[Nikos]

I will be very happy if Miami wins.

[boutons_]

If it weren't so dry, I set off some major fireworks and noise makers.

Go Heat Go

[themvp]

I will try to forget 2005/06 NBA season.