Texas Girls

[gay abc]

Gotta love Texas Girls!


A couple from Texas and a couple from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said...

"So, where ya'll from?" The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied:







"So, where ya'll from, ?"

[spurs=bling]

[katyon6th]

I've heard that one before.

Still funny.

[jman3000]

something is wrong with "where y'all from?"

[1Parker1]

As an East Coast girl,

[Taco]

Another blond joke..

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 news was now on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall
building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was
very upset and
handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money; I saw this earlier on the
5o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!"


Bob took the money.

[1Parker1]

[2Blonde]

Gotta love Texas Girls!


A couple from Texas and a couple from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said...

"So, where ya'll from?" The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied:







"So, where ya'll from, ?"

As an East Coast girl,

Another blond joke..

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 news was now on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall
building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was
very upset and
handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money; I saw this earlier on the
5o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!"


Bob took the money.

As a Blonde girl,

[1Parker1]

[angel_luv]

Another blond joke..

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10:00 news was now on.

The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall
building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was
very upset and
handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money; I saw this earlier on the
5o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!"


Bob took the money.

[angel_luv]

I was blonde and blue eyes till I was three but then I started school and my hair turned brown. Coincidence?

[MoSpur]

That blonde joke was hilarious.

[NZHayden]

at both of them

[ShoogarBear]

I was blonde and blue eyes till I was three but then I started school and my hair turned brown. Coincidence?

So 2Blonde never went to school?

[Taco]

As a Blonde girl,

[travis2]

Gotta love Texas Girls!


A couple from Texas and a couple from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said...

"So, where ya'll from?" The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied:







"So, where ya'll from, ?"

I heard it this way...

The prodigy farmer's kid from West Texas was walking around the Harvard campus on his first day there. He quickly got turned around and lost his bearings. So, he flagged down a fellow student...

"Howdy, I'm new here...can y'all tell me where the library's at?"

The student gave him a coldly disapproving glare, and replied,

"At Haaaah-vaaaad we do not end our sentences with a preposition."

The farmer's kid thought for a second, and then said,

"OK, can y'all tell me where the library's at, asshole?"

[angel_luv]

So 2Blonde never went to school?

Actually, I didn't. I was home schooled.

[Taco]

Actually, I didn't. I was home schooled.

Get it write you wore home shcool'd